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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 18 Apr 2012 01:30

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 22 Apr 2012 13:14

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 18 May 2012 15:44

(sorry about the CAPs!)

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.







THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Nekhrun » 18 May 2012 21:03

That's funny.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby DuneFishUK » 06 Jun 2012 13:28

What is the big deal with raw milk?

It sounds like a nice idea, apart from the whole E Coli thing... :?

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 18 Jun 2012 22:58

Here is a satirical epitaph in honor of Romney:

My glass is raised to Mitt Romney
Who was known for his stupid grins and smiles
His goal was to preserve wealth and morality
And consequently choked on his bile!

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Okay, so that wasn't so clever. For those who wish for OBAMA to be made fun of, here's one.

President Obama of House USA
Was always a considerate man of honor
Yet when his consideration failed against disarray
He was mainly perceived as a goner!
'...all those who took part in the rise and fall of the Dune project learned how to fall one and one thousand times with savage obstinacy until learning how to stand. I remember my old father who, while dying happy, said to me: "My son, in my life, I triumphed because I learned how to fail."' -Alejandro Jodorowsky

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Nekhrun » 19 Jun 2012 13:08

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"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos :character-cookiemonster:

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Re: Political Humor

Postby lotek » 20 Jun 2012 06:21

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that is funny.
Spice is the worm's gonads.

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 07 Jul 2012 21:06

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 21 Jul 2012 10:00

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon


Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Visigoth » 14 Aug 2012 22:00

Shouldn't the U.S. Congress change the Constitution, so George W. Bush may be reelected and save the U.S. from the likes of Obama and Romney?

George W. , with the help of Dad, could steal a U.S. Presidential election again and gives us 4 years of bliss and economic recovery like we saw when he was the President of the United States of America. I tell you, I miss George, and his wars,and his lies. War on a credit card, and a stimulus package before leaving the Office. Vote Republican! Trickle down money will reign over us. We cannot afford to do this...or that... :violin:
Republicans are the real thing=cry babies
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 15 Aug 2012 07:19

Why stop there? Let's reelect Reagan! I bet the Arab extremists would back off then.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 15 Aug 2012 16:01

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Visigoth » 15 Aug 2012 20:45

Freakzilla wrote:Why stop there? Let's reelect Reagan! I bet the Arab extremists would back off then.

I agree with: when we're at war, we need Republicans in Power. But, for how long are the Republicans going to milk the Democrats weakness and plunge this great Nation and Its great People (of all nationalities and creeds with so many cultural differences than the Anglo-Saxons, but commonality in wanting to live in a decent place to raise children or what not, and adapting to the Protestant values of the Nation) into wars for a domestic political agenda?
Reagan negotiated with terrorist. Then, Reagan helped the Contras with illegal shipments of weapons.

Is this the only argument in favor of Republicans? Protection against the Arab terrorists?
I agree.
It is not funny, and I'm sorry I went off topic. There should be a Sad Political Humor thread. :tissue2:

It was the differences in thought, I thought, that were the strength of any nation. If we all think alike, stagnation? or progress?

What does Dune says about this?

God bless America, and her enemies. Yes, is a G-d thing. ..for when we bless our enemies...is like...

Vengeance is His!

and I still carry... :whistle:
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