Damn. That's a pretty intense list. It applies more likely towards hypocritical liberals, but then, of course, I don't really have much contact with the outer liberal continuum.
Of course, there is one liberal idea which cancels all the rest: "I disagree with everything you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it."
And that line I learned from a fat British man named Horace Rumpole.
'...all those who took part in the rise and fall of the Dune project learned how to fall one and one thousand times with savage obstinacy until learning how to stand. I remember my old father who, while dying happy, said to me: "My son, in my life, I triumphed because I learned how to fail."' -Alejandro Jodorowsky