Shaitan wrote:the elite KJASF ninjas coming down from the trees
David James and Baconway up in the trees?! That'll fucking happen when pigs fly!
Rest assured that those porkers and the other little squealers would have too much trouble pulling their heads or tongues out of KJA's ass to get up to any sort of cyber-attack.
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA
I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA
I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA