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An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 03:06
by SandRider

I, The SandRider, am announcing that I will be making an Announcement later in this Day,
or maybe tomorrow, or when I get around to it, but I Assure You, this is an Announcement
of Great Importance to All Involved, including all Lurkers and Passers-by, blaghers, neoblaghers,
pseudoblaghers, Image Hosting Websites, the Pedophiles of 4Chan (&esp. Captain Moralfaggotry),
googleBots, Nigerian Princes with USDs locked-up in a bank in Burkina Faso, tehKJA, the Little
Baby Jesus, and most certainly Byron Merritt, the other Living Herbert Parasites, and the small-penised
Lawyers of Official Corporate Dune .... this Announcement will be of such a shocking and terrifying
nature, it may well cause you to Fall Off The Internet, and possibly bring about the Complete Downfall
of Teh Innerwebz, as foretold in the Mountain Prophecies ( http://www.prophecies.org/index.html ) ....

therefore, in a gesture of GoodWill & Brotherhood, I, The SandRider, am giving all The World Wide Web
ample lead-time to prepare your preparations ... I would suggest backing up all your website databases
and sending your children to their grandparents for the duration ....

stand by

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 05:50
by Tleszer
I'm stoked!

:shifty:

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 05:59
by chanilover
You haven't gone and washed your dick twice in one year, have you? :shock:

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 07:40
by lotek
I'm scared

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 09:33
by SandChigger
I'm wet with anticipation! Simply sodden! :P

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 10:03
by inhuien
Okay SandRider, who've you knocked up this time. :twisted:

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 10:17
by lotek
If you announce that Brian is in fact your son from that drunken back alley shag when you were experimenting with mushroom and cactus pie I think I'm gonna have to sit down...

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 11:50
by D Pope
We seek wisdom at the feet of the Master. Lay it on us wisened one, that we may have our minds blown.
Though the Chigger is wet, he thirsts for knowledge with all of his sodden carapace! Bring down the Babylon Interwebs!
Your brilliance has removed the barriers that divide attention, please, do not let such focus go unsated.

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:42
by Serkanner
O God! The heavens are falling.

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:59
by Omphalos
Does this have anything to do with that little device that you wear around your neck? The one with the button that you press when you've fallen and you can't get up?

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 13:34
by merkin muffley
Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 15:20
by Apjak
All of Jacurutu anticipates silently....

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 15:45
by lotek
merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.


in that order?
'cause it'd change the import of that revelation should the probing precede the warning :)

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 23:50
by Robspierre
You got your sorry ass hitched again didn't you.

Rob

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 23:55
by Omphalos
Sandrider: All your interwebz are belong to me!

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 00:09
by TheDukester
I appreciate the warning. I just backed up all of my data, then removed it to a secure location. Then I took that data, backed it up, and moved it to an even more secure place.

Oh, and I bought a surge protector.

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 04:47
by SandChigger
merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.

Careful! Make too many anal-probe jokes and Marilyn Martin of Dumbfuckville, Texas, will start alluding to your deviant lifestyle! :naughty:

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 08:30
by Mr. Teg
Hubbard?

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 09:16
by lotek
SandChigger wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.

Careful! Make too many anal-probe jokes and Marilyn Martin of Dumbfuckville, Texas, will start alluding to your deviant lifestyle! :naughty:


She teaches valuable life lessons though :lol:

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 10:44
by Ampoliros
With all this interweb fanfare I can only deduce that you have successfully mixed the spells "Meteo" and "Summon Woodland Animals III"

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 11:13
by Eyes High
This is going to another cliff hanger like "teaching shitheels since ..." isn't it? :evil:

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 11:36
by lotek
woodland critters?
Image

Hail Satan!

ps: SR the more you make us wait the more crap this thread is gonna get ;)

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 16 Sep 2010 07:13
by Jabecca
SandRider wrote:
I, The SandRider, am announcing that I will be making an Announcement later in this Day,
or maybe tomorrow, or when I get around to it, but I Assure You, this is an Announcement
of Great Importance to All Involved, including all Lurkers and Passers-by, blaghers, neoblaghers,
pseudoblaghers, Image Hosting Websites, the Pedophiles of 4Chan (&esp. Captain Moralfaggotry),
googleBots, Nigerian Princes with USDs locked-up in a bank in Burkina Faso, tehKJA, the Little
Baby Jesus, and most certainly Byron Merritt, the other Living Herbert Parasites, and the small-penised
Lawyers of Official Corporate Dune .... this Announcement will be of such a shocking and terrifying
nature, it may well cause you to Fall Off The Internet, and possibly bring about the Complete Downfall
of Teh Innerwebz, as foretold in the Mountain Prophecies ( http://www.prophecies.org/index.html ) ....

therefore, in a gesture of GoodWill & Brotherhood, I, The SandRider, am giving all The World Wide Web
ample lead-time to prepare your preparations ... I would suggest backing up all your website databases
and sending your children to their grandparents for the duration ....

stand by



Hey baby, you said we would make the announcement together :evil:
But I can stay madd at you cupcake...
:romance-lovegoddess:

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 16 Sep 2010 07:33
by lotek
Jabecca wrote:But I can stay madd at you cupcake...
:romance-lovegoddess:


is that an inverted double negative?

Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

Posted: 16 Sep 2010 13:13
by TheDukester
Well, shit, we haven't heard from him since ...

Maybe SR did infiltrate the Anderhack compound. And perhaps there was an ... issue ... with a silent alarm or something.

Hmmmm. Keith lives out in the 'burbs, right? Anyone know if that would be police or sheriff's that would handle the call?