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    An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby SandRider » 13 Sep 2010 03:06


    I, The SandRider, am announcing that I will be making an Announcement later in this Day,
    or maybe tomorrow, or when I get around to it, but I Assure You, this is an Announcement
    of Great Importance to All Involved, including all Lurkers and Passers-by, blaghers, neoblaghers,
    pseudoblaghers, Image Hosting Websites, the Pedophiles of 4Chan (&esp. Captain Moralfaggotry),
    googleBots, Nigerian Princes with USDs locked-up in a bank in Burkina Faso, tehKJA, the Little
    Baby Jesus, and most certainly Byron Merritt, the other Living Herbert Parasites, and the small-penised
    Lawyers of Official Corporate Dune .... this Announcement will be of such a shocking and terrifying
    nature, it may well cause you to Fall Off The Internet, and possibly bring about the Complete Downfall
    of Teh Innerwebz, as foretold in the Mountain Prophecies ( http://www.prophecies.org/index.html ) ....

    therefore, in a gesture of GoodWill & Brotherhood, I, The SandRider, am giving all The World Wide Web
    ample lead-time to prepare your preparations ... I would suggest backing up all your website databases
    and sending your children to their grandparents for the duration ....

    stand by
    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Tleszer » 13 Sep 2010 05:50

    I'm stoked!

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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby chanilover » 13 Sep 2010 05:59

    You haven't gone and washed your dick twice in one year, have you? :shock:
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby lotek » 13 Sep 2010 07:40

    I'm scared
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby SandChigger » 13 Sep 2010 09:33

    I'm wet with anticipation! Simply sodden! :P
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby inhuien » 13 Sep 2010 10:03

    Okay SandRider, who've you knocked up this time. :twisted:
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby lotek » 13 Sep 2010 10:17

    If you announce that Brian is in fact your son from that drunken back alley shag when you were experimenting with mushroom and cactus pie I think I'm gonna have to sit down...
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby D Pope » 13 Sep 2010 11:50

    We seek wisdom at the feet of the Master. Lay it on us wisened one, that we may have our minds blown.
    Though the Chigger is wet, he thirsts for knowledge with all of his sodden carapace! Bring down the Babylon Interwebs!
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Serkanner » 13 Sep 2010 12:42

    O God! The heavens are falling.
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    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Omphalos » 13 Sep 2010 12:59

    Does this have anything to do with that little device that you wear around your neck? The one with the button that you press when you've fallen and you can't get up?
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby merkin muffley » 13 Sep 2010 13:34

    Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.
    "I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor...."
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Apjak » 13 Sep 2010 15:20

    All of Jacurutu anticipates silently....
    I don't think the author should make the reader do that much work - Kevin J. Anderson
    We think we've updated 'Dune' for a modern readership without dumbing it down.- Brian Herbert
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby lotek » 13 Sep 2010 15:45

    merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.


    in that order?
    'cause it'd change the import of that revelation should the probing precede the warning :)
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Robspierre » 13 Sep 2010 23:50

    You got your sorry ass hitched again didn't you.

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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Omphalos » 13 Sep 2010 23:55

    Sandrider: All your interwebz are belong to me!
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby TheDukester » 14 Sep 2010 00:09

    I appreciate the warning. I just backed up all of my data, then removed it to a secure location. Then I took that data, backed it up, and moved it to an even more secure place.

    Oh, and I bought a surge protector.
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby SandChigger » 14 Sep 2010 04:47

    merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.

    Careful! Make too many anal-probe jokes and Marilyn Martin of Dumbfuckville, Texas, will start alluding to your deviant lifestyle! :naughty:
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Mr. Teg » 14 Sep 2010 08:30

    Hubbard?
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby lotek » 14 Sep 2010 09:16

    SandChigger wrote:
    merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.

    Careful! Make too many anal-probe jokes and Marilyn Martin of Dumbfuckville, Texas, will start alluding to your deviant lifestyle! :naughty:


    She teaches valuable life lessons though :lol:
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Ampoliros » 14 Sep 2010 10:44

    With all this interweb fanfare I can only deduce that you have successfully mixed the spells "Meteo" and "Summon Woodland Animals III"
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Eyes High » 14 Sep 2010 11:13

    This is going to another cliff hanger like "teaching shitheels since ..." isn't it? :evil:
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby lotek » 14 Sep 2010 11:36

    woodland critters?
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    ps: SR the more you make us wait the more crap this thread is gonna get ;)
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby Jabecca » 16 Sep 2010 07:13

    SandRider wrote:
    I, The SandRider, am announcing that I will be making an Announcement later in this Day,
    or maybe tomorrow, or when I get around to it, but I Assure You, this is an Announcement
    of Great Importance to All Involved, including all Lurkers and Passers-by, blaghers, neoblaghers,
    pseudoblaghers, Image Hosting Websites, the Pedophiles of 4Chan (&esp. Captain Moralfaggotry),
    googleBots, Nigerian Princes with USDs locked-up in a bank in Burkina Faso, tehKJA, the Little
    Baby Jesus, and most certainly Byron Merritt, the other Living Herbert Parasites, and the small-penised
    Lawyers of Official Corporate Dune .... this Announcement will be of such a shocking and terrifying
    nature, it may well cause you to Fall Off The Internet, and possibly bring about the Complete Downfall
    of Teh Innerwebz, as foretold in the Mountain Prophecies ( http://www.prophecies.org/index.html ) ....

    therefore, in a gesture of GoodWill & Brotherhood, I, The SandRider, am giving all The World Wide Web
    ample lead-time to prepare your preparations ... I would suggest backing up all your website databases
    and sending your children to their grandparents for the duration ....

    stand by



    Hey baby, you said we would make the announcement together :evil:
    But I can stay madd at you cupcake...
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby lotek » 16 Sep 2010 07:33

    Jabecca wrote:But I can stay madd at you cupcake...
    :romance-lovegoddess:


    is that an inverted double negative?
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    Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import

    Postby TheDukester » 16 Sep 2010 13:13

    Well, shit, we haven't heard from him since ...

    Maybe SR did infiltrate the Anderhack compound. And perhaps there was an ... issue ... with a silent alarm or something.

    Hmmmm. Keith lives out in the 'burbs, right? Anyone know if that would be police or sheriff's that would handle the call?
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