Because compared with the other two shitfucked systems, Christianity has it easy. No circumcision(sp?), all God's creatures are free to eat and the worst gastronomic prohibition is the Lent(only for Chatolics though, right?), and even that you've circumvented.
Of course my system includes human sacrifices, so Judaism and Islam are a piece of cake.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.