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    Postby SandRider » 17 Feb 2009 22:48


    I was a friend of the Sloe Man.

    When I had passed out drunk and set myself on fire again,
    Sloey pissed on me and put me out.

    He took my credit cards and car to Vegas, and for that,
    I applaud him. Walk the Sands, wormbait ....
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    Postby SandChigger » 18 Feb 2009 01:28

    Ugh. :roll:

    :)

    I guess even an ass like Jamis got a proper funeral, huh?

    Bother.

    I was once a friend of Sole Man.
    When he came over from the wastes of Dumb Novels,
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    But it wasn't the same Sloey, and soon I was sad.
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    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 18 Feb 2009 15:45

    I was a friend of Sloey,
    I too was joyfull when he came to Jacurutu,
    but he then started puberty, and it all went to shit.
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    Postby Ampoliros » 18 Feb 2009 20:02

    Someone else was a friend of Sloey
    I'm just saying this, chiming in so that no death spirit comes after us.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 18 Feb 2009 21:34

    I was a friend of Sloe Man.

    I take whatever's left, leader's right.

    To Omphalos goes his water.

    May he guard it for the tribe, preserving it against careless loss.
    May he be generous with it in time of need.
    May he pass it on in his time for the good of the tribe.

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    Postby Omphalos » 18 Feb 2009 22:14

    Sloey taught me what it means to kill.

    :cry:
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    Postby Eyes High » 19 Feb 2009 02:13

    May his water go far.
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    Postby SandChigger » 19 Feb 2009 02:31

    But his aim be true.

    :P

    (I've such a potty mind. :oops: )
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    Postby Freakzilla » 19 Feb 2009 10:18

    Omphalos wrote:Sloey taught me what it means to kill.

    :cry:


    He gives water to the dead!!!
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    Postby SandRider » 19 Feb 2009 12:50

    whisper, whisper, whisper, grumble ....
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    Postby Drunken Idaho » 19 Feb 2009 13:56

    Did Sloey die?
    "The Idahos were never ordinary people."
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    Postby Freakzilla » 19 Feb 2009 14:02

    Drunken Idaho wrote:Did Sloey die?


    I don't know, but his account here is no longer active.
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    Postby TheDukester » 19 Feb 2009 16:11

    Drunken Idaho wrote:Did Sloey die?

    Metaphorically.
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    Postby Drunken Idaho » 19 Feb 2009 16:26

    Damn. For some reason, I'll actually miss his nonsense.

    Hopefully he comes back, in sock-puppet form at least... Though if he did, it would be pretty easy to tell, I imagine.
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    Postby SandChigger » 19 Feb 2009 17:15

    This is becoming a bit of overkill, no? :roll:

    Honestly, I'm glad he's gone.

    For now. Maybe he can come back in a few years after he's actually had sex (with another person) and has calmed down a lot.

    And learned to spell. ;)
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    Postby SandRider » 19 Feb 2009 17:19

    He can kill with a Word .....

    Omphalos no longer requires the weirding module !
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    Postby Freakzilla » 19 Feb 2009 17:20

    SandChigger wrote:This is becoming a bit of overkill, no? :roll:


    We'll use it for all future "funerals".

    Honestly, I'm glad he's gone.


    Me too.

    For now. Maybe he can come back in a few years after he's actually had sex (with another person) and has calmed down a lot.

    And learned to spell. ;)


    I have more hope for the sex than the spelling, but not much.
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    Postby DuneFishUK » 19 Feb 2009 18:33

    i wss a firwxnd of slory
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    Postby Mandy » 19 Feb 2009 20:20

    Aww.. another one bites the dust.
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    Postby SandChigger » 19 Feb 2009 21:13

    Freakzilla wrote:We'll use it for all future "funerals".

    Ah ... Fremen economy! :lol:
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    Postby orald » 20 Feb 2009 00:20

    Valar morghulis.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby SandChigger » 20 Feb 2009 00:41

    Boday shuh s-Mutatays!
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    Postby inhuien » 20 Feb 2009 06:47

    Dum, Dum, Dum. Another one bites the dust.

    tata Sloester.
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    Postby Drunken Idaho » 20 Feb 2009 11:52

    I always wondered why he bothered posting on Dune boards, without ever having read God Emperor. I definitely wouldn't waste my time here if it weren't for that book.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 20 Feb 2009 11:55

    I worry about that guy. I've talked him off the ledge a few times...
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