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Posted: 17 Feb 2009 22:48
by SandRider
I was a friend of the Sloe Man.
When I had passed out drunk and set myself on fire again,
Sloey pissed on me and put me out.
He took my credit cards and car to Vegas, and for that,
I applaud him. Walk the Sands, wormbait ....
Posted: 18 Feb 2009 01:28
by SandChigger
Ugh.
I guess even an ass like Jamis got a proper funeral, huh?
Bother.
I was once a friend of Sole Man.
When he came over from the wastes of Dumb Novels,
I was glad.
But it wasn't the same Sloey, and soon I was sad.
Sleep with the worms you love, Little Head of Shit.
Posted: 18 Feb 2009 15:45
by A Thing of Eternity
I was a friend of Sloey,
I too was joyfull when he came to Jacurutu,
but he then started puberty, and it all went to shit.
Posted: 18 Feb 2009 20:02
by Ampoliros
Someone else was a friend of Sloey
I'm just saying this, chiming in so that no death spirit comes after us.
Posted: 18 Feb 2009 21:34
by Freakzilla
I was a friend of Sloe Man.
I take whatever's left, leader's right.
To Omphalos goes his water.
May he guard it for the tribe, preserving it against careless loss.
May he be generous with it in time of need.
May he pass it on in his time for the good of the tribe.
Bi-lal kaifa.
Posted: 18 Feb 2009 22:14
by Omphalos
Sloey taught me what it means to kill.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 02:13
by Eyes High
May his water go far.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 02:31
by SandChigger
But his aim be true.
(I've such a potty mind.
)
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 10:18
by Freakzilla
Omphalos wrote:Sloey taught me what it means to kill.
He gives water to the dead!!!
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 12:50
by SandRider
whisper, whisper, whisper, grumble ....
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 13:56
by Drunken Idaho
Did Sloey die?
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 14:02
by Freakzilla
Drunken Idaho wrote:Did Sloey die?
I don't know, but his account here is no longer active.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 16:11
by TheDukester
Drunken Idaho wrote:Did Sloey die?
Metaphorically.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 16:26
by Drunken Idaho
Damn. For some reason, I'll actually miss his nonsense.
Hopefully he comes back, in sock-puppet form at least... Though if he did, it would be pretty easy to tell, I imagine.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 17:15
by SandChigger
This is becoming a bit of overkill, no?
Honestly, I'm glad he's gone.
For now. Maybe he can come back in a few years after he's actually had sex (with another person) and has calmed down a lot.
And learned to spell.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 17:19
by SandRider
He can kill with a Word .....
Omphalos no longer requires the weirding module !
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 17:20
by Freakzilla
SandChigger wrote:This is becoming a bit of overkill, no?
We'll use it for all future "funerals".
Honestly, I'm glad he's gone.
Me too.
For now. Maybe he can come back in a few years after he's actually had sex (with another person) and has calmed down a lot.
And learned to spell.
I have more hope for the sex than the spelling, but not much.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 18:33
by DuneFishUK
i wss a firwxnd of slory
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 20:20
by Mandy
Aww.. another one bites the dust.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 21:13
by SandChigger
Freakzilla wrote:We'll use it for all future "funerals".
Ah ... Fremen economy!
Posted: 20 Feb 2009 00:20
by orald
Valar morghulis.
Posted: 20 Feb 2009 00:41
by SandChigger
Boday shuh s-Mutatays!
Posted: 20 Feb 2009 06:47
by inhuien
Dum, Dum, Dum. Another one bites the dust.
tata Sloester.
Posted: 20 Feb 2009 11:52
by Drunken Idaho
I always wondered why he bothered posting on Dune boards, without ever having read God Emperor. I definitely wouldn't waste my time here if it weren't for that book.
Posted: 20 Feb 2009 11:55
by Freakzilla
I worry about that guy. I've talked him off the ledge a few times...