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Tzetzes wrote:Hello, my English is not so good. I am from Islamabad, and I have all seven copies of Bootleg of Frank Herbert Dunes. I went recently to Iran, and found out our copy of book seven is not same as Iranian copies. They have book 7 and 8, and Hero Trilogy. Our books seven differ, not really even same book. We have Dune: Oracle of Time where Duncan is hunted by the Alien Oracles, and destroys the capacity to see into our universe, because he too is part Sandworm like they are. The capacity to create universal hybrid was key. I thought, hey, this was cool, but then I read Iranian dune, and thought the 7 and 8 version there was pretty fucking gay. Which is correct series? We only have bootlegs in both countries, and no one knows which to trust.

Does anyone know Frank Herbert Address for the emails? I wish to ask him myself. We also wish to know how Fremen wiped butt without use of water or toilet paper. Anus is not good place for sands, very ichy.

Tzetzes wrote:Before I unlog, I will say I owned my Copy of Dune 7 for 15 years. It says it's printed in 1993. I do not remember when Iranian Dune is made, or Hero Series. We do not have internet access often where I live, only internet cafe if it's signal is up, usually not.

I really like how the Duncans swarmed the Oracle of Time in the end, with one jumping into her mouth, and prevented Daniel and Marty from being born. I don't trust any Kwistwatezes (? don't know how to plural this in English) so powerful they effects alien universes before they are born. It was beautiful ending to Dune series, and linked it all together well. I can't make sense of these Iranian Dunes though. Why would everyone be on a ship and bring back both Letos and 2 Pauls? Please, we hope it's not true Dune. Which is authentic Dune, we need to know! My club is 34 members. We are split down middle.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Hello, not sure how much of that was kidding and serious.

Frank's been dead a loooooong time friend.

merkin muffley wrote:I like it, but I seriously doubt this is coming from Pakistan.

Anus is not good place for sands, very ichy.

Tzetzes wrote:You do not need a passport to enter into Iran, just a Donkey and a lot of freetime.

SandChigger wrote:Hmmm... who do we know in New York...

SandChigger wrote:

Achlan wasachlan! Welcome to our sietch!

Does this look and sound like what you have?



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Tzetzes wrote:I said I wanted the Frank Herberts address of email, not to be addressed by Frank Herberts shemales.

John Tzetzes
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John Tzetzes (Greek: Ἰωάννης Τζέτζης, c. 1110 – 1180) was a Byzantine poet and grammarian, known to have lived at Constantinople during the 12th century.

Tzetzes was Georgian on his mother's side. In his works, Tzetzes states that his grandmother was a relative of the Georgian Bagratid princess Maria of Alania who came to Constantinople with her and later became the second wife of the sebastos Constantine, megas droungarios and nephew of the patriarch Michael I Cerularius.[1]

Tzetzes was described as vain, seems to have resented any attempt at rivalry, and violently attacked his fellow grammarians. Owing to a lack of written material, he was obliged to trust to his memory; therefore caution has to be exercised in reading his work. However, he was learned, and made a great contribution to the furtherance of the study of ancient Greek literature.

The most important of his many works is considered to be the Book of Histories, usually called Chiliades ("thousands") from the arbitrary division by its first editor (N. Gerbel, 1546) into books each containing 1000 lines (it actually consists of 12,674 lines of political verse). It is a collection of literary, historical, theological, and antiquarian miscellanies, whose chief value consists in the fact that it to some extent makes up for the loss of works which were accessible to Tzetzes. The whole production suffers from an unnecessary display of learning, the total number of authors quoted being more than 400. The author subsequently brought out a revised edition with marginal notes in prose and verse (ed. T. Kiessling, 1826; on the sources see C. Harder, De J. T. historiarum fontibus quaestiones selectae, diss., Kiel, 1886).

A collection of 107 Letters addressed partly to fictitious personages, and partly to the great men and women of the writer's time, contain a considerable amount of biographical details.

Tzetzes supplemented Homer's Iliad by a work that begins with the birth of Paris and continues the tale to the Achaeans' return home.

The Homeric Allegories, in "political" verse and dedicated initially to the German-born empress Irene and then to Constantine Cotertzes, are two didactic poems in which Homer and the Homeric theology are set forth and then explained by means of three kinds of allegory: historical (πρακτική), anagogic (ψυχική) or physical (στοιχειακή).

Tzetzes also wrote commentaries on a number of Greek authors, the most important of which is that on the Cassandra or Alexandra of Lycophron (ed. K.O. Müller, 1811), in the production of which his brother Isaac is generally associated with him. Mention may also be made of a dramatic sketch in iambic verse, in which the caprices of fortune and the wretched lot of the learned are described; and of an iambic poem on the death of the emperor Manuel, noticeable for introducing at the beginning of each line the last word of the line preceding it (both in Pietro Matranga, Anecdota Graeca 1850).

For the other works of Tzetzes see J. A. Fabricius, Bibliotheca graeca (ed. Harles), xi.228, and Karl Krumbacher, Geschichte der byz. Litt. (2nd ed., 1897); monograph by G. Hart, "De Tzetzarum nomine, vitis, scriptis," in Jahn's Jahrbucher für classische Philologie. Supplementband xii (Leipzig, 1881).

Encyclopædia Britannica

born c. 1110 died after 1180

Byzantine didactic poet and scholar who preserved much valuable information from ancient Greek literature and scholarship, in which he was widely read.

Tzetzes was for a time secretary to a provincial governor, then earned a meagre living by teaching and writing. He has been described as the perfect specimen of the Byzantine pedant. His literary and scholarly output was enormous, although it contained many inaccuracies—mostly because he was quoting from memory, lacking books, which he said his poverty forced him to do without.

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