Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Somebody say Walmart.

man i just love people of W!!
If there was a shop like this next to where I live i'd go every day!

What's FUN is to go grocery shopping at 2:00 AM.

You meet a WHOLE nuther class of NICE people.

I try not to overuse the word "literally" ... but I literally won't go into a Wal-Mart. The last time I was inside one — maybe 2002 or so — I came away thinking that my country was doomed. I had to drink for two straight days to get over it.

Sometimes they do have great prices, especially on stuff for the kids. But, hey, that's what wives are for, right? I mean, her legs aren't broken; if she wants to go to Wal-Mart, what's stopping her?

TheDukester wrote:But, hey, that's what wives are for, right? I mean, her legs aren't broken; if she wants to go to Wal-Mart, what's stopping her?

Hell, even if both her legs were broken, they've got them there eelektronic go-cart thingies for the corpulently disabled!

(That's not the right word, is it? Corporally, maybe? )

TheDukester wrote:I try not to overuse the word "literally" ... but I literally won't go into a Wal-Mart. The last time I was inside one — maybe 2002 or so — I came away thinking that my country was doomed. I had to drink for two straight days to get over it.

Sometimes they do have great prices, especially on stuff for the kids. But, hey, that's what wives are for, right? I mean, her legs aren't broken; if she wants to go to Wal-Mart, what's stopping her?

Better stay away from Frye's Electronics then too, Dukester.

I should be okay — I don't like shopping, in general, so I'm usually excused from those trips.

(Thanks for the tip, though; never been to a Frye's)

TheDukester wrote:I should be okay — I don't like shopping, in general, so I'm usually excused from those trips.

(Thanks for the tip, though; never been to a Frye's)

My buddy watched two gangsta stock boys get into a fist-fight on the sales floor while a manager cheered them on.