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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:15

Hunchback Jack wrote:Why the sudden blaze of glory, Freak?

HBJ


I logged into DN the other day and people were (trying to) talking about Dune... my blood pressure is up... work is a bitch...


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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:16

I owe it to Sandchigger ;)
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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:20

What really pissed me off was when they announced Shitterhood on FB the other day and I found out I was blocked from commenting.
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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:33

Allizkaerf wrote:
Pegleg Greg wrote:Just from this small excerpt I can tell I'm going to have to go back and read the Legends books again, just to remind myself what happened. It looks like a lot of details from that series will tie into this one.


WHY?

Just read FH's books again and you'll realize how little sense these a$$-clowns make.


http://forum.dunenovels.com/viewtopic.php?p=74497#74497
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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:34

Allizkaerf wrote:
Pegleg Greg wrote:Is there any particular web site we should post reviews of the Dune books, or other novels by BH and KJA? Should we post them here, or is somewhere like Amazon more appropriate?


www.jacurutu.com


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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:39

Hunchback Jack wrote:Why the sudden blaze of glory, Freak?

HBJ


I feel like...

Chuck Norris
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Postby Nekhrun » 05 Dec 2011 23:45

Freakzilla wrote:
Hunchback Jack wrote:Why the sudden blaze of glory, Freak?

HBJ


I feel like...

Chuck Norris

You might as well keep it up at this point and don't forget to take those screenshots!
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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:53

http://forum.dunenovels.com/viewtopic.php?p=74507#74507

Allizkaerf wrote:
Pegleg Greg wrote:
Chimera wrote:P.S. Btw nice touch with Ron Perlman as Gurney .. maybe the best option so far.


I was thinking *Rhea* Perlman as Shadout Mapes. Make it a family affair, and bring in Danny DeVito as Baron Harkonnen, although he's a bit short. CG would fix that though. Look what they did with LotR.


NOW THAT, is in line with the Herbert heirs! Bravo!
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Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 23:54

Do I really need to take screen shots???
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Postby Nekhrun » 06 Dec 2011 00:00

Freakzilla wrote:Do I really need to take screen shots???

No, but this one's my new favorite:

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Off to add it to my sig.
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 00:02

Allizkaerf wrote:
Pegleg Greg wrote:What is "Jacurutu"? Is it a name from Dune?


It's where you won't be censored when discussing Dune.

I am your host, Freakzilla.


...

Allizkaerf wrote:It is also the name of the sietch of "The Cast Out" Fremen, the "water stealers".

The cast out of the cast out.

In Children of Dune, it is where Leto II realizes the Golden Path.
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 00:27

Pegleg Greg wrote:I know I'm a newbie around here, but has anyone noticed the time-limited search on the bard? I find that if I select "view posts since your last visit", then read a post, then go back to the home page and hit that link again, the board counts it as a second search and refuses it because I'm too fast.

What is the purpose of the time limit? Can we remove it? I hit it about one time in three.


So we can't repeatedly post how much BH and KJA suck before it gets censored.

Duh...


http://forum.dunenovels.com/viewtopic.php?p=74520#74520
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 01:51

Allizkaerf wrote:This is what you should be selling here Byron:

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Postby Hunchback Jack » 06 Dec 2011 01:54

Wow. Byron's asleep at the wheel.

That whole threads's going to get deleted I'll bet.

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Postby Omphalos » 06 Dec 2011 01:55

Freakzilla wrote:
Allizkaerf wrote:This is what you should be selling here Byron:

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:lol:

Guess staying up late for laundry ticked you off, huh?

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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 02:07

OK, I'll admit it... I spent $12 on a bottle of bourbon.

I can only hold this shit in for so long.
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 02:14

Allizkaerf wrote:
Pegleg Greg wrote:Do those things really work?


Ask Byron.


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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 02:18

What really pissed me off tonight was reading the first two-and-a-half pages of Shitterhood.

The guy was cut in half but the next mission wouldn't be as bad?

Capt'n Dan, is that you?
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 02:19

Forrest, you ever been on a shrimp boat?
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 02:21

Then there's the Philadelphia Marriott...

Have I told y'all about that?

No, I won't go there.
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 02:22

I don't want to say anything bad about Marriott.

From a Fire Alarm Engineering Technician's POV, if you have to stay in a hotel, put your family in a Marriott. They really do care.
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Postby Serkanner » 06 Dec 2011 05:17

I feel privileged to have seen the "Blaze". How long will it take Byron "pussy" Merritt to wake up? I'm not sure any more he even visits the sinking ship every day.

EDIT: You have been very busy Freak. Who the hell is Pegleg ... he must be a sock-puppet, right? Who wants to be about the way Freak will be banned; a normal ban or a Freak-ban?
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 05:23

Serkanner wrote:I feel privileged to have seen the "Blaze". How long will it take Byron "pussy" Merritt to wake up? I'm not sure any more he even visits the sinking ship every day.


It hasn't ended...
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2011 05:24

...at the late night double feature...
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Postby Serkanner » 06 Dec 2011 05:32

Freakzilla wrote:...at the late night double feature...

In the back row, oh oh o-o-oh
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."