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chanilover wrote:Underwear too tight
Comb-Over wriggles in pain
Wearing wife's panties.


(is it 5/7/5?)
Judging by the picture at the book signing her panties are too big for him :wink:
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Mr. Teg wrote:
chanilover wrote:Underwear too tight
Comb-Over wriggles in pain
Wearing wife's panties.


(is it 5/7/5?)
Judging by the picture at the book signing her panties are too big for him :wink:
Yeah, I noticed that. Meh, I've seen bigger bulges on fleas. His wife's camel-toe is bigger than the Comb-Over's bulge. Not that I'm a size queen (unlike Orald), but I like to be confronted by something bigger than a baby's finger.
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She once ruled the board
Is now reduced to trolling
What a sad spinster.
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This thread is funny
it had me laughing a lot
ha ha ha ha....dune
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chanilover wrote:She once ruled the board
Is now reduced to trolling
What a sad spinster.
hypothetically?...lol
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Phaedrus wrote:Pussy pussy pussy.
Mr. Teg always so mean.
I believe this merrits a response

Pussy Pussy Pussy
Sue Sue Sue
Not very keen...
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Brain is being squished! Nooooo!
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^^^ Still not quite getting the hang of it. :P
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Was talking about his avatar :P
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Doesn't matter! :P
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Should not all replies
be posted in haiku form?
That seems most correct.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
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Phaedrus wrote:Should not all replies
be posted in haiku form?
That seems most correct.
There has been a movement towards a more free form of English haiku that follows a short-long-short pattern without the rigid structure.

"As to the form, some American poets advocate writing in 3-5-3 syllables or 2-3-2 accented beats.".


Pussy Pussy Pussy
Not very keen
Sue Sue Sue
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Some Americans
Think to better the haiku?
Sad beyond belief
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SandChigger wrote:Some Americans
Think to better the haiku?
Sad beyond belief
:roll:
A Canadian
Thought to better the forum
Fucked up crazy bitch
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Stormy naval wind
Clears the air and restores wa
Annoying smell gone
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