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Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2009 22:01

You know, you're lucky that so far he's just ignoring your baiting or thinks you're amusing. In an ignorant, dumbfuck kid sort of way.

I'm looking forward to when he really cuts loose on your stupid little ass. :)

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Re: on Chani Lover's "daddy issues"

Postby chanilover » 17 Feb 2009 09:28

Sole Man wrote:
SandRider wrote:
Sole Man wrote:
his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.


That true?


every bit of it.


Oh! Daddy Never loved me! I want to let other guys poke me so I can get my father's approval!

That sound familiar, Chanilover?


No, Sloe Man, my dad is a really cool guy. I'm not the whining bitch bleating for daddy's attention - that's Brian Herbert.

My family are pretty relaxed about my gayness, as they're educated, forward looking people. Unlike the pile of dysfunctional in-bred mutants and morbidly obese redneck hicks in your family.

How's the imaginary girlfriend? Most people who obsess over queers have issues with their own sexuality, which is probably why you sent me this PM -

Trying to huminlate DN, need picture of gay blowjob, showing the man being sucked's face, on the right side of the picture.

Hurry


Oh really?
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Postby inhuien » 17 Feb 2009 09:30

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are joking chanilover, right?
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Postby chanilover » 17 Feb 2009 09:34

Nope.
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Postby Tleszer » 17 Feb 2009 10:18

Surprisingly I'm not surprised at Sloey's PM.
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Postby SandRider » 17 Feb 2009 10:19

Sounds like a Plan Coming Together ....
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Postby Tleszer » 17 Feb 2009 10:20

What does Sloey know of plans? He's more like a rabid dog chasing a car, except that the car is in reverse.
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Postby Sole Man » 17 Feb 2009 10:24

I wouldn't know what to do with it if it ran over me!

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Postby Freakzilla » 17 Feb 2009 11:03

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Re: on Chani Lover's "daddy issues"

Postby Drunken Idaho » 17 Feb 2009 11:54

chanilover wrote:
Sole Man wrote:
SandRider wrote:
Sole Man wrote:
his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.


That true?


every bit of it.


Oh! Daddy Never loved me! I want to let other guys poke me so I can get my father's approval!

That sound familiar, Chanilover?


No, Sloe Man, my dad is a really cool guy. I'm not the whining bitch bleating for daddy's attention - that's Brian Herbert.

My family are pretty relaxed about my gayness, as they're educated, forward looking people. Unlike the pile of dysfunctional in-bred mutants and morbidly obese redneck hicks in your family.

How's the imaginary girlfriend? Most people who obsess over queers have issues with their own sexuality, which is probably why you sent me this PM -

Trying to huminlate DN, need picture of gay blowjob, showing the man being sucked's face, on the right side of the picture.

Hurry


Oh really?


Bahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

lol @ "Hurry"
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Postby chanilover » 17 Feb 2009 12:36

Poor Sloe Man doesn't know what hole he wants to poke it in. That's why he practises on his pet pig.
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Feb 2009 14:35

Ah ... that was worth waiting for. :D

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Postby Sole Man » 17 Feb 2009 18:23

Baraka Bryan wrote:so sloey is a closet homosexual, hiding it by posing as a masochist...


Hey! I pose as a Sadist! Get your fucking facts right!

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Postby TheDukester » 17 Feb 2009 23:38

I'd call him a douche-nozzle ... but I'm nutty that way.
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Postby Omphalos » 18 Feb 2009 00:48

TheDukester wrote:I'd call him a douche-nozzle ... but I'm nutty that way.


One douche nozzle, fresh.

One douche nozzle, soiled.

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Postby SandRider » 18 Feb 2009 00:54

paraphrase from The Blues Brothers ?

Frank Oz letting Jake out of the joint ?
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Postby Omphalos » 18 Feb 2009 01:28

SandRider wrote:paraphrase from The Blues Brothers ?

Frank Oz letting Jake out of the joint ?


Yep.

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Postby cmsahe » 19 Feb 2009 02:26

Ampoliros wrote:
cmsahe wrote:The dumbs are about to stab Frank Herbert...Just like they do everytime they publish a book...
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I want a criminal psychologist to look at this pic and tell me KJA is not a serial killer.

I've used that face to scare the crap out of my brother, not to cut a cake.


That image of KJA holding the knife in that way makes me feel unconfortable: "What were you saying about my latest novel kiddo?" :evil:
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Postby SandChigger » 19 Feb 2009 02:37

I'm sorry, but neither of those two idiots look like they've ever held or used a knife in their lives. :roll:


Carlos, I think you need to do a YouTube montage and post a link in the comments on writerKJA's page! :P

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Postby Mr. Teg » 19 Feb 2009 07:57

Kevin looks like he wants to kill somebody (or stab Frank).


Brian looks like he is about to commit suicide (Mr. Anderson did things to me).
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Postby Nekhrun » 19 Feb 2009 08:20

SandChigger wrote:I'm sorry, but neither of those two idiots look like they've ever held or used a knife in their lives. :roll:

Brian's holding it like one of those oversized pencils for someone who's handicapped.

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Postby SandRider » 19 Feb 2009 12:47

And Keith's doing his Norman Bates impression ....
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Postby Freakzilla » 19 Feb 2009 12:53

SandRider wrote:And Keith's doing his Norman Bates impression ....


Well, they don't call him a hack for nothin'! :wink:
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Postby TheDukester » 19 Feb 2009 13:07

I've yet to see a photo where either one of them actually looks too comfortable with the other. It's the main reason I'm very skeptical of KJA's "Oh, we hit it off right away; it's like it was meant to be" story.

Seriously, browse a random selection of photos that picture both of them. Then look at the body-language.
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Postby Ampoliros » 19 Feb 2009 13:33

I'm still convinced KJA came knocking at their doorstep begging to crap on dune and sell books.

Brian looks to shy to actively look for a hack
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