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Postby Seraphan » 17 Dec 2008 09:42

Brilliant! :lol: Gotta make a t-shirt out of that one.
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Postby trang » 17 Dec 2008 22:06

That is Most Excellent!! Well Done!! 5 out of 5 Lasguns Awarded!!

Step forward... have some rolls printed with each of the NUDUNE on it then have their houses TP'd with it!!


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Postby cmsahe » 14 Feb 2009 01:27

Tyrant wrote:lucas needs taken off that list .... he is a god and responsible for how great special effects are in modern movies..he is THE greatest pioneer in film history.... just cause people hate episodes 1 thru 3 doesnt mean he needs put in a pic with a brainless cunt and ....well.....another brainless cunt (i guess he'd be a hairless cunt too huh)


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Postby cmsahe » 14 Feb 2009 01:37

The dumbs are about to stab Frank Herbert...Just like they do everytime they publish a book...
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Lisan Al-Gaib wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Where did you find that pic of Frank saying "well done asshol..." I mean "...my boys?"


Here.

It's under the Thursday Sept. 18th heading

I'm going to use the one with the knives later.


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That a really fucking disrespect with his dead father.
Link "words" never spoken to someone that is already dead !!!????(and look that I'm not saying that because is the FH)
How can they permit something like that???
Is a picture of his father! HIS FATHER! on a cake....I lost words with that.

Now you can understand why there is people who hates them so much, Byron?

Remember, he was your grandfather once. That old man on the cake.
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Postby Seraphan » 14 Feb 2009 11:20

cmsahe wrote:The dumbs are about to stab Frank Herbert...Just like they do everytime they publish a book...
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The word "disgusting" doesnt even cut it. :x
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Postby Seraphan » 14 Feb 2009 20:34

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Seraphan wrote:The word "discusting" doesnt even cut it. :x


from urban dictionary
1. Discusting
To be filthy awesome, Overly Perfect, in a a good way.

2. discusting
idiots alternative to the appropriate spelling of disgusting


:D

Bastard :P
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Postby cmsahe » 15 Feb 2009 00:49

Pinky & The Brain have even altered the biography of Frank Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson is now his son!!!

"Well done my boys!"

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Postby cmsahe » 15 Feb 2009 01:12

My demotivator (I have always imagined Daniel and Marty like that couple in the painting "American Ghotic" by Grant Wood)

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Postby Schu » 15 Feb 2009 01:29

That is appalling. (the cake, that is)

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Postby Nekhrun » 15 Feb 2009 09:45

cmsahe wrote:Pinky & The Brain have even altered the biography of Frank Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson is now his son!!!

"Well done my boys!"

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Doesn't anyone read entire threads anymore?

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Postby cmsahe » 16 Feb 2009 00:46

Nekhrun wrote:
cmsahe wrote:Pinky & The Brain have even altered the biography of Frank Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson is now his son!!!

"Well done my boys!"

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Doesn't anyone read entire threads anymore?
Yes I did! That's how I found the blog entry and the picture of the cake Nekhrun, Do I need to explain everytime I answer: "I was reading very old entries to this thread and I thought of commenting, Can I comment on it? I'm afraid to annoy very important people like Nekhrun, etc..." :?:
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Postby inhuien » 16 Feb 2009 08:38

FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!

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Postby chanilover » 16 Feb 2009 09:16

cmsahe wrote:Pinky & The Brain have even altered the biography of Frank Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson is now his son!!!

"Well done my boys!"

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That must be the height of bad taste, putting words into the mouth of a dead man immortalised on a cake. Kevin isn't one of Frank's boys, his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.

If there was any justice in the world, Brian and Kevin would have choked on that cake, or at least have ended up with a severe case of dysentry.
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Postby inhuien » 16 Feb 2009 09:40

chanilover wrote:or at least have ended up with a severe case of dysentry.

For that to have happened Frank would have to been made of shit which was not the csae.

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Postby Sole Man » 16 Feb 2009 09:45

his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.


That true?

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Postby Nekhrun » 16 Feb 2009 09:48

Nekhrun wrote:
cmsahe wrote:Doesn't anyone read entire threads anymore?
Yes I did! That's how I found the blog entry and the picture of the cake Nekhrun, Do I need to explain everytime I answer: "I was reading very old entries to this thread and I thought of commenting, Can I comment on it? I'm afraid to annoy very important people like Nekhrun, etc..." :?:

Yes you can, you are also free to go have sex with yourself. :twisted:

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Re: on Chani Lover's "daddy issues"

Postby SandRider » 16 Feb 2009 11:24

Sole Man wrote:
his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.


That true?


every bit of it.
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Postby DuneFishUK » 16 Feb 2009 14:40

chanilover wrote:or at least have ended up with a severe case of dysentry.


They did... unfortunately they then published it.

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Postby Ampoliros » 16 Feb 2009 16:28

cmsahe wrote:The dumbs are about to stab Frank Herbert...Just like they do everytime they publish a book...
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I want a criminal psychologist to look at this pic and tell me KJA is not a serial killer.

I've used that face to scare the crap out of my brother, not to cut a cake.
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Postby Tleszer » 16 Feb 2009 16:32

KJA (thinking?): I've finally killed Dune.
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Postby Nekhrun » 16 Feb 2009 19:34

Tleszer wrote:KJA (thinking?): I've finally killed Dune.

NEXT!

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Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2009 19:59

:lol:


(Brian looks more like he's getting ready to commit seppuku. [Other than it being on the wrong side to start.] Too bad someone stopped him... :( )

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Re: on Chani Lover's "daddy issues"

Postby Sole Man » 16 Feb 2009 21:48

SandRider wrote:
Sole Man wrote:
his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.


That true?


every bit of it.


Oh! Daddy Never loved me! I want to let other guys poke me so I can get my father's approval!

That sound familiar, Chanilover?