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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby GamePlayer » 26 May 2009 21:52

Omphalos wrote:
chanilover wrote:Sodomy was a crime even for heteros, and until recently a man who had anal sex with his wife in private was committing a crime, as the Sex Offences Act had only decriminalised sodomy between two men in private.


A man having anal sex with his wife is a "myth," not a "crime."


HAHAHAHAHA! That is comedy gold :)
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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby SandChigger » 26 May 2009 23:11

chanilover wrote:Fag hags?

:gay-rainbow: :greetings-clappingorange: :gay-color: :greetings-clapyellow: :gay-rainbow:

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Schu » 27 May 2009 05:49

Freakzilla wrote:Georgia law prohibits (repealed in 1998) sodomy — defined as "any sexual act involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another" — regardless of the gender of the participants.

I think you had to do it missionary style with your pants around your ankles, too. :roll:


Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now? So all those times people threatened to sodomise me, they were just offering me a blowjob? Goddammit I missed out on so many blowjobs!

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby SandChigger » 27 May 2009 07:05

Schu wrote:Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now?

Only on the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night when an innocent man was hung.
It's such a pain being hung.
Especially like a horse.
But you get used to living with it after a while. ;)

So all those times people threatened to sodomise me...

I'm sure there's a whole buttload of stories behind that, but I just can't face them now, so please ... don't. :?

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Schu » 27 May 2009 08:16

Man, you're no fun at all!

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby GamePlayer » 27 May 2009 10:00

Not like me. I'm a barrel of laughs :)

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Omphalos » 27 May 2009 11:20

SandChigger wrote:
Schu wrote:Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now?

Only on the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night when an innocent man was hung.
It's such a pain being hung.
Especially like a horse.
But you get used to living with it after a while. ;)


You're talking about your room-mate, right?
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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby SandChigger » 27 May 2009 15:47

Well ... I guess you could call it that, since it's lived in any room/apartment/house I ever had.

Myself, I usually just call it "Mr Happy". Or "God's Gift To ... Well, Everything." Or sometimes "Simba" or "Jumbo". :P

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Omphalos » 27 May 2009 16:29

The vertically smiling python of love?

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Freakzilla » 27 May 2009 16:35

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)
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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Tleszer » 27 May 2009 17:39

Freakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)

:roll:
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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby SadisticCynic » 27 May 2009 17:52

Freakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)


Does it wear one of these? http://www.leathersmithdesigns.com/dog-collars/standard-spiked-dog-collar.JPG :D

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Eyes High » 27 May 2009 18:04

Why do I keep coming back to this thread. :doh: I should know better ... :think:
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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby SandChigger » 27 May 2009 18:47

You's just a he'pless moth to our flame, woman. :P

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Tleszer » 27 May 2009 21:44

SadisticCynic wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)


Does it wear one of these? http://www.leathersmithdesigns.com/dog-collars/standard-spiked-dog-collar.JPG :D

(I don't know how to post images).

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby Schu » 28 May 2009 21:32

GamePlayer wrote:Not like me. I'm a barrel of laughs :)

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Oooh yeah, I'm gonna hang that up in my bedroom!

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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

Postby GamePlayer » 29 May 2009 10:04

I've created a monster! :)
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