FH's Opinion on Homosexuality


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orald wrote:Well, this is a silly thread if I've ever seen one.
Gee, ya think?
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Redstar wrote:
Schu wrote:best friends often live together until they marry/get serious enough with someone romantically.
Well they weren't best friends. They were a couple.

EDIT:
Did a little research and I found that most asexuals do NOT masturbate, and those that do describe arousal without any sexual interest in any sex. It's just a bodily function to be satisfied and porn cannot be used as an aid because they can't connect with it. So masturbation is in this case not sexual.

Also, here are some terms I found relating to the "asexual love" stream of con. I was doing earlier.

* Heteroromantic - romantic attraction towards the opposite sex
* Biromantic - romantic attraction towards both sexes
* Homoromantic - same-sex romantic attraction
* Aromantic - lack of romantic attraction to anyone (purely asexual)

Apparently, since they came up with these terms it's a bit obvious that you can have romantic feelings (love) for someone without a sexual side.
:lol: What a load of old crap. The problem with pigeonholing sexuality is that you have to keep inventing more pigeonholes.

People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.
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orald wrote:Well, this is a silly thread if I've ever seen one. And I haven't missed your poor attempts at mocking me, CL.
You told me you have to use marigold washing up gloves when you jerk off because of that nasty rash you caught.
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chanilover wrote:People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.
I didn't know you knew my wife! :cry:
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Freakzilla wrote:
chanilover wrote:People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.
I didn't know you knew my wife! :cry:
Are we married to the same woman :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Tyrant wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
chanilover wrote:People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.
I didn't know you knew my wife! :cry:
Are we married to the same woman :shock: :shock: :shock:
Turn poly!!!!!!!!!


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Robspierre wrote: Turn poly!!!!!!!!!


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But they're apolyromantic!
Will you all just hurry up and fuck? Christ this posting masturbation-athon is reaching new heights of wankery.

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CL, one day I'll come and visit you.

You'll be needing extra lube, baby. :evil:
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I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised. Or maybe a good lesbian porno!
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Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised. Or maybe a good lesbian porno!
If he masturbated I'm sure he was pretty liberal with his homosexuality.
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Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised. Or maybe a good lesbian porno!
:shock:

INFIDEL!!! :evil:
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Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised.
Well ... better late than never:

His corpse has been getting a good work-out for the last decade. :evil:
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SandChigger wrote:
Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised.
Well ... better late than never:

His corpse has been getting a good work-out for the last decade. :evil:
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Dammit. Worst introduction to homosexuality EVAR
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this thread rules
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orald wrote:CL, one day I'll come and visit you.

You'll be needing extra lube, baby. :evil:
*Spreads cheeks and awaits the next Israeli incursion.* Are you still celibate, Orald?
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Schu wrote:Dammit. Worst introduction to homosexuality EVAR
No. The worst introduction to faggotry would be going on a "hiking" trip with KJA.
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Well, it's the gang-bang by the HLA that seems like the most heinous to me.
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According to this forum, Frank Herbert has been raped so many times he's nothing more than a a semen-covered mass of flesh. Seriously. Leave this corpse alone.
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Eww.

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chanilover wrote:*Spreads cheeks and awaits the next Israeli incursion.*
:shock:

What, suddenly we're playing charades? OK ... Oh! I think I know this one!

Gaza? :(
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Naw, baby, that was just the foreplay! 8)
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Oh goody! :D
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Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

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So is one of Frank's granddaughters a 'bian or something?
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SandChigger wrote:So is one of Frank's granddaughters a 'bian or something?
Huh? Where did that come from?
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