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    Postby TheDukester » 22 Mar 2009 10:36

    orald wrote:Well, this is a silly thread if I've ever seen one.

    Gee, ya think?
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    Postby chanilover » 22 Mar 2009 13:43

    Redstar wrote:
    Schu wrote:best friends often live together until they marry/get serious enough with someone romantically.

    Well they weren't best friends. They were a couple.

    EDIT:
    Did a little research and I found that most asexuals do NOT masturbate, and those that do describe arousal without any sexual interest in any sex. It's just a bodily function to be satisfied and porn cannot be used as an aid because they can't connect with it. So masturbation is in this case not sexual.

    Also, here are some terms I found relating to the "asexual love" stream of con. I was doing earlier.

    * Heteroromantic - romantic attraction towards the opposite sex
    * Biromantic - romantic attraction towards both sexes
    * Homoromantic - same-sex romantic attraction
    * Aromantic - lack of romantic attraction to anyone (purely asexual)

    Apparently, since they came up with these terms it's a bit obvious that you can have romantic feelings (love) for someone without a sexual side.


    :lol: What a load of old crap. The problem with pigeonholing sexuality is that you have to keep inventing more pigeonholes.

    People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.
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    Postby chanilover » 22 Mar 2009 13:44

    orald wrote:Well, this is a silly thread if I've ever seen one. And I haven't missed your poor attempts at mocking me, CL.


    You told me you have to use marigold washing up gloves when you jerk off because of that nasty rash you caught.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 22 Mar 2009 14:18

    chanilover wrote:People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.


    I didn't know you knew my wife! :cry:
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    Postby Tyrant » 22 Mar 2009 18:18

    Freakzilla wrote:
    chanilover wrote:People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.


    I didn't know you knew my wife! :cry:


    Are we married to the same woman :shock: :shock: :shock:
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    Postby Robspierre » 22 Mar 2009 22:21

    Tyrant wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    chanilover wrote:People who don't like sex are frigid. I think that sums it up pretty well.


    I didn't know you knew my wife! :cry:


    Are we married to the same woman :shock: :shock: :shock:


    Turn poly!!!!!!!!!


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    Postby NotAbout » 22 Mar 2009 22:36

    Robspierre wrote:Turn poly!!!!!!!!!


    Rob

    But they're apolyromantic!

    Will you all just hurry up and fuck? Christ this posting masturbation-athon is reaching new heights of wankery.

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    Postby orald » 23 Mar 2009 00:34

    CL, one day I'll come and visit you.

    You'll be needing extra lube, baby. :evil:
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    Postby Schu » 23 Mar 2009 00:44

    I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised. Or maybe a good lesbian porno!
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    Postby Redstar » 23 Mar 2009 01:08

    Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised. Or maybe a good lesbian porno!

    If he masturbated I'm sure he was pretty liberal with his homosexuality.
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    Postby orald » 23 Mar 2009 02:35

    Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised. Or maybe a good lesbian porno!

    :shock:

    INFIDEL!!! :evil:
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    Postby SandChigger » 23 Mar 2009 03:28

    Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised.

    Well ... better late than never:

    His corpse has been getting a good work-out for the last decade. :evil:
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    Postby Seraphan » 23 Mar 2009 08:52

    SandChigger wrote:
    Schu wrote:I bet Frank just needed a good butt-fucking himself to get his ideas about homosexuality modernised.

    Well ... better late than never:

    His corpse has been getting a good work-out for the last decade. :evil:

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    Postby Schu » 23 Mar 2009 09:45

    Dammit. Worst introduction to homosexuality EVAR
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    Postby SwordMaster » 23 Mar 2009 09:55

    this thread rules
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    Postby chanilover » 23 Mar 2009 15:59

    orald wrote:CL, one day I'll come and visit you.

    You'll be needing extra lube, baby. :evil:


    *Spreads cheeks and awaits the next Israeli incursion.* Are you still celibate, Orald?
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    Postby chanilover » 23 Mar 2009 16:00

    Schu wrote:Dammit. Worst introduction to homosexuality EVAR


    No. The worst introduction to faggotry would be going on a "hiking" trip with KJA.
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    Postby Schu » 23 Mar 2009 18:19

    Well, it's the gang-bang by the HLA that seems like the most heinous to me.
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    Postby Redstar » 23 Mar 2009 18:53

    According to this forum, Frank Herbert has been raped so many times he's nothing more than a a semen-covered mass of flesh. Seriously. Leave this corpse alone.
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    Postby Hunchback Jack » 23 Mar 2009 19:03

    Eww.

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    Postby SandChigger » 23 Mar 2009 19:46

    chanilover wrote:*Spreads cheeks and awaits the next Israeli incursion.*

    :shock:

    What, suddenly we're playing charades? OK ... Oh! I think I know this one!

    Gaza? :(
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    Postby orald » 24 Mar 2009 00:11

    Naw, baby, that was just the foreplay! 8)
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    Postby SandChigger » 24 Mar 2009 00:56

    Oh goody! :D
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    Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

    Postby SandChigger » 17 May 2009 22:36

    So is one of Frank's granddaughters a 'bian or something?
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    Re: FH's Opinion on Homosexuality

    Postby Tleszer » 17 May 2009 22:43

    SandChigger wrote:So is one of Frank's granddaughters a 'bian or something?

    Huh? Where did that come from?
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