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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Arrrmanda » 01 Oct 2009 16:27

Part of me wants to just walk away from that post and pretend that I'm not interested and the other part wants me to go "OMG LINK!?@"

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby SandChigger » 01 Oct 2009 17:28

Oh, don't fight it, girl, indulge yourself! :D

Story link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4498936/1/W ... olden_Path

Explanatory thread here: viewtopic.php?t=1052

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Omphalos » 01 Oct 2009 19:31

Heh. Forgot about that one.

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Tleszer » 01 Oct 2009 19:47

I, too, had forgotten. Thanks again, SandRider! :roll:
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby SandRider » 02 Oct 2009 00:51

Arrrmanda wrote:Part of me wants to just walk away from that post and pretend that I'm not interested



happens all the time around here, darlin'.

but they keep coming back.

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Oct 2009 20:23

I didn't get the incest vibe from the books.
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Arrrmanda » 02 Oct 2009 21:14

Ok I skimmed it and was horrified.
My transformation doesn't allow me to sire children, but there are many ways to share pleasure.

That line is just. Wow. Redonk! :puke:

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Redstar » 02 Oct 2009 22:02

Eh? Leto is so early into his transformation he's still in every way human (expecting the fact he's prevented from reaching puberty) so really he only has a full-body condom.

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Oct 2009 22:30

Redstar wrote:Eh? Leto is so early into his transformation he's still in every way human (expecting the fact he's prevented from reaching puberty) so really he only has a full-body condom.


I don't think so, man.
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Redstar » 02 Oct 2009 22:33

I just pictured Leto wearing a crystalline veneer of sandtrout over him, so he'd just look all shiny.

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Arrrmanda » 03 Oct 2009 01:06

That's gross.

At the beginning of the transformation (like when a scene like THAT would be happening), was the time when Leto was too consumed with his hunger right? I just figured he never really thought about sex. Is a 9 year old boy's body already hormonal? Even if it was, did the transformation prevent that? Half the reason why kids get so crazy about it is curiosity about the newness of it and sex was definitely not new to Leto. In GEoD he just laughs when Siona acts like it's a big deal that he can't have sex.

Ugh geez, that fan fiction is so twisted. I need to stop thinking about it. I mean really, it's basically Jabba the Hutt porking a hot human chick. :tissue2:

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Redstar » 03 Oct 2009 01:21

Arrrmanda wrote:Ugh geez, that fan fiction is so twisted. I need to stop thinking about it. I mean really, it's basically Jabba the Hutt porking a hot human chick. :tissue2:

The author's notes say: "This is set after 'Children of Dune', perhaps five or so years in about the year 10,225, though the exact year isn't really that important. Leto's still young enough to have his human body and has not even started his real metamorphosis."

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Freakzilla » 03 Oct 2009 07:45

I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Redstar » 03 Oct 2009 08:04

So that's what you meant? I figured as much, but with a little suspended disbelief I managed "Leto uses BG training to force an erection for some sister lovin'".

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Schu » 03 Oct 2009 08:45

He could tease some of the sandtrout skin into an oh god why did I start with that train of thought oh fucking jesus shit *click* *BOOM*

*thud*

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Ampoliros » 03 Oct 2009 11:31

Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.


I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.

Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum
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Re: Alia and Paul.

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Ampoliros wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.


I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.

Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum


lingam?
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Nekhrun » 03 Oct 2009 13:43

Arrrmanda wrote:Is a 9 year old boy's body already hormonal?

Yes.
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Ampoliros » 03 Oct 2009 14:25

Freakzilla wrote:
Ampoliros wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.


I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.

Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum


lingam?


lingam: a stylized phallic symbol that is worshiped in Hinduism as a sign of generative power and that represents the god Shiva
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Zedwardson » 24 Dec 2011 11:25

Not sure what is worse -

Alia not seeing her father of her potential children, Which means the father is has prescience...


Paul...Leto...Or Bijaz
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Tleszer » 24 Dec 2011 14:09

I vote Bijaz. There's no way she wouldn't have tried hitting that. :wink:
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby Freakzilla » 24 Dec 2011 15:10

I believe it was Paul because that was the BG plan to save the bloodline.
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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby ahnnah » 25 Dec 2011 22:22

Ampoliros wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Ampoliros wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.


I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.

Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum


lingam?


lingam: a stylized phallic symbol that is worshiped in Hinduism as a sign of generative power and that represents the god Shiva



remember The Temple of Doom? the Indian dude says ".... and they took shivalingam..." when he's telling Indy about the raiders from Pankot Palace kidnapping their children and stealing the sacred rock. the sacred rock is shiva's lingham :)

i have a mental image of the Baron dressed like a cheerleader jumping, around all jiggly and squished in his outfit, inside Alia's head chanting "inscest is the best! put yer sister to the test."

and now you do too.

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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby SandChigger » 26 Dec 2011 10:17

Shukran. :roll:



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Re: Alia and Paul.

Postby JustSomeGuy » 27 Dec 2011 18:56

What does Shukran mean, again? Lately it seems like if I'm gone for even a little while, there are all kinds of posts when I get back.
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