Whats the J stand for?


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Whats the J stand for?

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In all the years since I first heard of Kevin J. Anderson I've never bothered to find out.

So what does the J in KJA actually stand for?

Comedic answers welcome (expected 8) )
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Jizz-swallower.
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Jerk-off?
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Freakzilla wrote:Jerk-off?
(Alone?)
(Whilst thinking of a woman?)
(Whilst thinking of a man?)
(Whilst thinking of Frank Herbert's decomposing and morally outraged corpse?)
(While the HLP stand around with their mouths open each hoping to be the one to catch his jizz in their mouths?)
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(Alone?)
(Whilst thinking of a woman?)
(Whilst thinking of a man?)
(Whilst thinking of Frank Herbert's decomposing and morally outraged corpse?)
(While the HLP stand around with their mouths open each hoping to be the one to catch his jizz in their mouths?)
If yes, you are BH or KJA.

The only one I could think of was Jackass, but I didn't feel content with that.
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It actually (honestly!) stands for J(esus Christ Superstar). ;)

James. Or Jimbo, when he's back home on the farm in Wisconsin. 'Boveca (AKA "Slippery When Squeaky") calls him "J-Man" when he's groping her in the bathroom. Jambo is what the Bantu peoples call him. (His Seven Suns heptalogy has just recently been translated into Zulu and Xhosa.)

:)
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Jeb
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As in Come listen to a story 'bout a man named? :P

By the way, forgot to mention that I think there's a thread about this around here someplace.... ;)
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SandChigger wrote:James
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo....!!! :cry:
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"Jesus Christ, Mike Resnick wants to give me a Nebula!"
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Jelly-spine.
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His full name is actually Kevin James "Freakzilla" Kendrick Anderson III...
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Drunken Idaho wrote:His full name is actually Kevin James "Freakzilla" Kendrick Anderson III...
:lol:
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:lol:
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SandChigger wrote::lol:
And I raise you another " :lol: ."
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Oh yeah? :twisted:

Well I'll SEE YOU and raise you two:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


(Watch out for that bouncy guy ... he's got a shitload of the things! :shock: )
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Smiley Wars? do we honestly need to give KJFKA any more bad ideas for books?

wait


KJFKA?!?!??!??!?


KENNEDY KILLED DUNE!?!?!!?! Does this mean Oswald was an OH or a rabid Talifan? Was Jack Ruby fed up with Oswald's Demotivator Jihad?


How does Mike "Sirhan Sirhan" Resnick fit into this?

FIND OUT IN CHAPPAQUIDDICK OF DUNE! COMING YO WAY SUMMA 2019!



Or does it just mean that Freakzilla banged Marylin...
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OH. MY. GOD. It's so obvious. :shock:

J is for Jessica.

:P


Sorry, that was just silly. Yes on Freak banging Marylin. But he maintains she still had a pulse at the time....
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J is for Jacurutu. Make of it what you want.
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Jack-ass
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:His full name is actually Kevin James "Freakzilla" Kendrick Anderson III...

:lol: awesome
I'm IV BTW, you're talking about my dad. Before anyone asks, yes, my son is JLK V.
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Re: Whats the J stand for?

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NotAbout wrote:In all the years since I first heard of Kevin J. Anderson I've never bothered to find out.

So what does the J in KJA actually stand for?

Comedic answers welcome (expected 8) )
Kevin Jay Anderson ;)
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Kevin "Jizzmonkey" Anderson?
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