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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Sep 2009 07:20

inhuien wrote:As it's more than a year since I read them I'm not sure what the addition/supplemental is, but whatever it is I'll toe the line.


All before Rule 1 was added.
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Re: The Rules

Postby inhuien » 29 Sep 2009 08:17

Asimov did that whole Rule Zero thing Thnig years ago. :)

So it's RTFM then.
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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Sep 2009 09:04

The 0th Rule: You are all here for my amusement.

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Re: The Rules

Postby SandChigger » 29 Sep 2009 11:17

You still need to add "Fremen" to the language list. :D

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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Sep 2009 11:23

SandChigger wrote:You still need to add "Fremen" to the language list. :D


Done.

What about Islamiyat? :wink:
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Re: The Rules

Postby SandChigger » 29 Sep 2009 11:37

That's just a future dialect of Arabic, too. :P

(We don't really have enough examples of it, do we, to even get a feel for what it's like? FH gives us enough Fremen Arabic to get an idea of what kind of changes have occurred in it—not many/not enough for the amount of time that has passed, so we pretty much have to assume something like the Encyclopedia explanation, that at some point the wild Fremen RMs had exerted some restorative effect on the language of the community based on their knowledge from Other Memory. The BT don't have OM, so presumably their Arabic would be a very different critter, all things being equal.)

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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Sep 2009 11:45

SandChigger wrote:That's just a future dialect of Arabic, too. :P

(We don't really have enough examples of it, do we, to even get a feel for what it's like? FH gives us enough Fremen Arabic to get an idea of what kind of changes have occurred in it—not many/not enough for the amount of time that has passed, so we pretty much have to assume something like the Encyclopedia explanation, that at some point the wild Fremen RMs had exerted some restorative effect on the language of the community based on their knowledge from Other Memory. The BT don't have OM, so presumably their Arabic would be a very different critter, all things being equal.)



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Tleilaxu had kept an ancient language not only alive but unchanged.

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(That's HERETICS, not Hunters :wink: )
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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Sep 2009 13:20

Added description and examples of "personal attacks".
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Re: The Rules

Postby DuneFishUK » 29 Sep 2009 15:28

Ach nein! Mein gummi-hühnchen ist kaput.

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Re: The Rules

Postby SandChigger » 29 Sep 2009 16:10

Freakzilla wrote:The Tleilaxu had kept an ancient language not only alive but unchanged.
~HoD

:D Yeah, well the "unchanged" bit is what makes it fiction. ;)

(That's HERETICS, not Hunters :wink: )

Right. Hunters is HuoD, the vomit sound. :D

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Re: The Rules

Postby Futar » 29 Sep 2009 18:20

DuneFishUK wrote:Ach nein! Mein gummi-hühnchen ist kaput.


schade :tissue2:

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Re: The Rules

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(Some things are better left unknown ... like how exactly he broke it. :lol: )

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Re: The Rules

Postby Robspierre » 06 Nov 2009 23:47

Should the no pornography rule say forward all material to Freak?

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Re: The Rules

Postby inhuien » 07 Nov 2009 04:54

You mean for vetting, right? 8)
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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 07 Nov 2009 17:37

Robspierre wrote:Should the no pornography rule say forward all material to Freak?

Rob


You can forward me anything. If you have something that is questionable, just make it a link instead of an image.
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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 07 May 2010 23:36

Added "no spam" and some other stuff to the rules.
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Postby Kensai » 28 Jun 2010 10:40

Tleilax Master B wrote:
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Pardot Kynes wrote:Hate to burst your bubble, but they used chocolate when they "ate" it.

AHEM.


Oh, I don't doubt it. The editing must have been clever. Regardless, it was the most disgusting internet meme to which I've yet been exposed :)


Yuck, worse than Tub Girl and Goatsy??? Think I'll just avoid that one....


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Re: The Rules

Postby inhuien » 29 Jun 2010 06:04

Just what I needed, more unrequited bile splashing onto my palette. Enough of the rotten.com bullshit, If I want to see open sores and vomit encrusted chins and navels I'll go to the Gorbals or Govan. :seriously:
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Re: The Rules

Postby TheDukester » 29 Jun 2010 10:48

inhuien wrote:Enough of the rotten.com bullshit ...

+1.

NOT why I visit this site.
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Re: The Rules

Postby Serkanner » 29 Jun 2010 12:23

inhuien wrote: Enough of the rotten.com bullshit,


+2
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Re: The Rules

Postby merkin muffley » 29 Jun 2010 14:02

inhuien wrote: Enough of the rotten.com bullshit,


+3. I don't want that shit in my head.
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Re: The Rules

Postby Nekhrun » 29 Jun 2010 18:58

merkin muffley wrote:
inhuien wrote: Enough of the rotten.com bullshit,


+3. I don't want that shit in my head.

I do, but I'll find it through other means :wink:
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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 06 Feb 2012 03:14

Omphalos is the Judge of the Change.

DO NOT OFFEND HIM

Sandrider is WATERMASTER

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Re: The Rules

Postby Freakzilla » 06 Feb 2012 03:16

Read the rules.
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Re: The Rules

Postby Omphalos » 06 Feb 2012 03:40

My name is Omphalos. And I am the Judge of the Change!

Man, I like the sound of that. Very Michael Douglassey presidential, don't you think?


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