ATTENTION CANADIANS

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 09 Nov 2008 22:57

Between my recent experiance with the American Healthcare System and a flood of spam e-mails after
signing up for girlsgonewildonline, I have a question for Bob & Doug:
If I move to Canada and get free Viagra administered by these "nurses", what, legally, is the next step in this scenario ?

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 10 Nov 2008 06:32

You being arrested><

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 10 Nov 2008 09:57

You mean I don't get the discount Viagra & hot nurses ?
Curses, foiled again ! You'd think I'd learn after that African
"Prince" cleaned out my checking account. Just a heads-up, folks,
don't send people your credit card numbers, either. Just a tip from the Old Dog.....

I was just wondering what the canadian laws were. I mean, if those
hot nurses fed me the Viagra then gave me a "happy ending", is that
prostitution or therapy ?

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 10 Nov 2008 11:38

LOL I've never even seen that ad. But being Canadian, I suppose I'm not in the target market.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 10 Nov 2008 14:24

sign up for girlsgonewild - you'll get all kinds of interesting e-mails....

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 10 Nov 2008 14:30

On my 20th birthday, they were doing a "Canadian Wild Girls" shoot at the bar my friends and I happened to be at. I saw a few titties that night, so it was a good birthday.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 10 Nov 2008 14:46

"Arguing politics makes me sooo horny. Check out my webcam pics at presidentialsluts.com!"

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 10 Nov 2008 14:51

I actually thought those were some more Jacurutu Photoshop specials.

Damn Canadians ... they have everything. Hockey, doughnuts, whiskey, and smokin' hot women-folk.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 10 Nov 2008 14:59

Baraka Bryan wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:"Arguing politics makes me sooo horny. Check out my webcam pics at presidentialsluts.com!"
who's a girl... i like girls!

I love angelina Jolie! does anyone else love angelina jolie?

she's got enormous lips!

I like "Hackers" Angelina... She's lost something since then... Youth?

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 10 Nov 2008 14:59

Baraka Bryan wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:"Arguing politics makes me sooo horny. Check out my webcam pics at presidentialsluts.com!"
who's a girl... i like girls!

I love angelina Jolie! does anyone else love angelina jolie?

she's got enormous lips!

"Shut up, you"

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 10 Nov 2008 16:03

does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 10 Nov 2008 16:11

Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?

Not viagra.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 10 Nov 2008 16:31

Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?

A BULLET IN THE HEAD!

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 10 Nov 2008 17:29

GamePlayer wrote:
Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!

OR

maybe rub some aloe vera on the person's shoulders? I think that helps bullet wounds.

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 10 Nov 2008 17:30

Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?

Milk and cookies. :cookie sm:

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 10 Nov 2008 18:15

Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?

That's put an end to your sex life.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 10 Nov 2008 19:11

Pooor Sloey.

Now, what's this about Angelina's lips.

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 10 Nov 2008 21:54

chanilover wrote:
Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
That's put an end to your sex life.

damn sadistic girlfreind..,.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 10 Nov 2008 22:16

Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?

Stay away from knives. That ought to do it.

trang · Post by **trang** » 10 Nov 2008 22:54

hmm the add is kind of misleading isnt it, the shoes? they are not standard issue nurse gear, so ya might have a chance at that "happy ending" and with a fist full of Viagra shouldnt be aproblem:).

As for Angelina, I believe the lovingly appropriate slang for those are
DSL's.(Dee-suls). She has grown more attractive over the years I think, but seem as I age to prefer women my age or older, must be getting old.

As for stab in the hand, I think heating up a piece of metal and caurterizing the wound the would would be the way to go, plus it leaves a scar for a reminder.

Trang

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 11 Nov 2008 15:49

I think Angelina Jolie is the most betiful actress in hollywood.

Gotta go fuck Sadistic Girlfreind while thinking of Angelina...

Post by **Freakzilla** » 11 Nov 2008 15:51

Sole Man wrote:I think Angelina Jolie is the most betiful actress in hollywood.

Gotta go fuck Sadistic Girlfreind while thinking of Angelina...

Yeah, right...

Post by **Omphalos** » 11 Nov 2008 16:16

Sole Man wrote:I think Angelina Jolie is the most betiful actress in hollywood.

Gotta go fuck Sadistic Girlfreind while thinking of Angelina...

Did you get the blow up doll with the "life-like insulting voiocebox?" Do you have to pull a cord on her back before she will insult you?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 11 Nov 2008 18:48

The one with the insulting chatterbox is more fun.

So I hear.

mielikki · Post by **mielikki** » 15 Nov 2008 04:24

Do we have hot nurses in Canada?
Most of the ones I know are like 250 pounds.

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