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No. When the metamorphosis is completed, I will be just like Kevin: ALL anus.

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Sorry, Norm.

So...as a author yourself, what do YOU think of Kevin J. Anderson? ;)
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as another dig at Merritt, could I interject "published author Norm Cowie", as opposed to "self-published scribbler Byron Merritt & his pack of wine-sniffing hacks" ?



thanks. so yeah, Norm, how bad do you think Kevin sucks ?
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SandChigger wrote:No. When the metamorphosis is completed, I will be just like Kevin: ALL anus.
Well. That will be one helluvan avatar then, won't it?
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Live in fear, ChemoSavvy.

(Best keep yer bowels clear from now on.)
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I think he be transformed into a beast; for I can nowhere find him like a man.
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If I, former patron of bars, grow musical,
We shall have shortly discord in the spheres!
Whither, tho, Norm? Tell him I would speak with him!
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Your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entombed in as ass's pack saddle.
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Are you now sailed into the north of that "lady's" opinion,
where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman's beard?
You are rough and hairy and in my nostrils quite noisome:
You are smelt above the moon! You reek as a sacrifice.
Where air comes out, air comes in, there's none abroad
so wholesome as that you vent.
You ruinious butt, you whoreson indistinguishable cur!
You talk greasily, your lips grow foul, your purpled hands
do reek and smoke.
You tread upon my patience!
You would answer very well to a whipping
were not your bum the greatest thing about you.
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Ah, you whoreson loggerhead, you were born to do me shame.
I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands.
I do repent the tedious minutes I with thee have spent.

If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
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You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.
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What a slave art thou to hack thy sword as thou hast done, and then say it was in a fight.

Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.
You lisp and wear strange suits.

Now put it, God, in the physician's mind to help him to his grave immediately.
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He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not, the ape is dead.
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Methinks that you sand dwellers are a fearsome bunch when you're riled - and more so, you greatly revile ... er, revel ... in the joys of rile.

For though I know whom Kevin J. Anderson is, alas, I have never read his prose ... so am totally inadequate to the task of rating his endeavors.

Damn, I sound like something out of Monty Python.

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A foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is Kevin James Anderson!
His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts.
KJA sweats to death and lards the lean earth as he walks along.
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Aye, forsooth. All the infections that the sun sucks up
from bogs, fens, and flats have on Kevin fallen, and make him
by inch meal a disease, an adulterate rude-growing infection!


But thou, sir, thou are as a candle, the better part burnt out,
A most pathetical nit!

And see those who would draw near to witness thy japery!
Yon Duke and Norm! 'Zounds. In all of Christendom shall not be found
a more bootless sheep-biting wagtail or abominable beef-witted
flap-dragon! A plague on both their houses!
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Wait ... I bite sheep? :?

You can't prove anything ... those charges were dropped.
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SandChigger wrote:Live in fear, ChemoSavvy.

(Best keep yer bowels clear from now on.)

A good curry will do that for you :D

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Aye, my good Duke, degenerate and base art thou!
And desperate enow to make merry with a sheep
Or some other stuffed cloakbag of guts!
Thou hast yet an evil air.
Pray you, stand farther from me!

And who now this filthy worsted-stocking knave
Who would curry my favor by schooling me in curries?
Ah, 'tis Rob, that jolly surly groom! Drunkenness is his best virtue,
And in his sleep he does little harm...save to his bedclothes about him!

O, were mine eye bans into bullets turned,
that in a rage I might shoot them at your faces!

(But whither our proud disdainful haggard?)
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Watch out ! He's winding the watch of his wit, by and by it will strike !


Pernicious and indubitate beggar, thou art more deep damned than Prince Lucifer.
Thou art deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere,
vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

What a brazen faced varlet art thou !
You should be woman and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

Away with these gigglets. Farewell, sour annoy ! Let us meet as little as we can......

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Poor Eater Of Broken Meats!
Thy intellect is not replenished,
And thou art also only animal,
Only sensible in thy duller parts.
Fare thee well, thou hag-seed, hence!
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The wicked fire of lust have melted him in his own grease.
Silence that fellow, I would he had some cause to prattle for himself.
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Uncivil Kern, thou hast not so much brain as ear wax.
Now, Rogue, hence, avant, vanish like hailstones, GO!
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Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world. There is neither honesty, manhood nor good fellowship in thee.
Your heart is crammed with arrogancy, spleen and pride. There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell as thou shall be.
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