Zlata the Contortionist


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This is going around the office today.

OMG!
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That is quite disturbing if you ask me ... already I can feel my own spine crunch and break.
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:shock: She looks fun.
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Drunken Idaho wrote::shock: She looks fun.
She looks like she could have a lot of fun alone. :P
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Freakzilla wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote::shock: She looks fun.
She looks like she could have a lot of fun alone. :P
A couple times it looked like she was really trying to...
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote::shock: She looks fun.
She looks like she could have a lot of fun alone. :P
A couple times it looked like she was really trying to...
look at the website and i think she does if you pay to see it :P
How much? Looks like I have something to do tonight...
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Post by Tleszer »

Freakzilla wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote::shock: She looks fun.
She looks like she could have a lot of fun alone. :P
A couple times it looked like she was really trying to...
look at the website and i think she does if you pay to see it :P
How much? Looks like I have something to do tonight...
Watch Leon the Professional? Or do you mean spending some quality time on the Internet? I get so confused sometimes. :D
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I must have her!!!!
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Omphalos wrote:I must have her!!!!
Oh yes, she will be mine...
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If she had several spikes going through her jionts I would be intrested.

Until then, :roll:
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Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:I must have her!!!!
Oh yes, she will be mine...
:shock:

but she's wearing a red suit!
it reminds me of a female ovulation cycle.
the red thing moving out and stuff.
yuck!!
Sole Man wrote:If she had several spikes going through her jionts I would be intrested.

Until then, :roll:
man, you're twisted.
like she isn't disgusting enough to watch you'd have her joints..
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Tsk, tsk, ARCH, obviously, she's wearing red leather because she's a Mord-Sith.*
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*I'm so ashamed to know what this means, but in my defence, the whole sequence in which they were shown in the first book was bloody hilarious, if not intentionally so(and I mean hilarious!).
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orald wrote:Tsk, tsk, ARCH, obviously, she's wearing red leather because she's a Mord-Sith.*
8)


*I'm so ashamed to know what this means, but in my defence, the whole sequence in which they were shown in the first book was bloody hilarious, if not intentionally so(and I mean hilarious!).
:lol:

what the hell is a Mord-Sith?
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Contains a lovely essence
Called by some- decay
By this lovely presence
New life finds its way.
Tears shed silently
Are but water of soul
They bring new life
To the pain of being--
A separation from that seeing
Which death makes whole."
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I hope no one ever tells her to stick her head up her ass :)
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Who, Zlata or the other ONE?
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