Bible Poop Quiz


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Bible Poop Quiz

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I saw this and knew some of you would appreciate it...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0505 ... pquiz.html
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Well, here is the out of context thing I remarked upon.



Sinners get punished with excrement related punishments- no shit, sherlock, is God supposed to blow their cocks and give them a pat on the shoulder?
Shit is dirty and awful, and so sinners are horribly punished.

Dung is part of the things burned in the offerings- because practically *everything* is to be burned in the offerings if it's not to be eaten by the priests.

The Isaiah quote(1st answer) seems to be part of a more complicated text- if I got it right, the messanger from the Asurian king tries to demoralize the city of Jerusalem by shouting that the inhabitants should eat their excrements to save food because they're doomed to lose the siege.

I see it's also a bad thing to practice some hygine and burry your shit on military campaigns, silly bible. :roll:

"Did God order His followers to make their bread with excrement?"
Again, seems to be preperations for a siege in order to conserve food and endure it.

"How did the Samarians survive famine?"
Another siege quote taken out of context.
I didn't know God liked cannibalism too.
Is there even a need to point out this is to show how bad things became?


So in conclusion, everything there is either punishments and comparisons of what happenes to sinners to something foul like dung, or sieges affecting the population, demoralizing speeches by enemies and siege preperations(which seem more like affects on populations since I bet it's some rationalization of the "prophet" for what he did to survive as an order from God).

The bible sucks, there's no God, but that was stupid quiz.
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I'm glad you liked it!
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I'm all for bashing the bible, but that was just in poor taste. It's going down to a preek-ish level of understanding.

I wonder though if this will make a devout Christian(or Jew) out of Poopalon.
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orald wrote:I'm all for bashing the bible, but that was just in poor taste. It's going down to a preek-ish level of understanding.

I wonder though if this will make a devout Christian(or Jew) out of Poopalon.
Speaking of bad taste, that remnids me of a joke...

A priest and a rabbi are walknig down the street and see a boy on the side of the road playing with poo. The Priest asks him what he's doing and he says, "making a Christian." The rabbi says, "That's a terrible thing to say, why do you say you're making a Christian?". The boy says, "because I didn't have enough shit to make a jew."

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Am I a bad person if I found that joke funny?
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No. Just a regular goy. :lol:
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"Goy?" :)
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Gentile. One of the obviously and inherently antisemitic peoples who doesn't worship the Jewish God in the Jewish way and will surely burn in hell for it(though I'm not sure Judaism even has a burning Hell). :evil:

And if it were a muslim he was making, shit would've already been splattered all over the place.
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