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It's all just a blur. I can't remember where I stopped, I just know that Numbers was the brick wall. It's also forever ruined my association with the word "blemish". That's what I got out of reading the bible :)
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Any of you remember that NASA guy (Googled: Josef Blumrich) who claimed that the fiery chariot Ezekiel saw was a UFO? Back in the mid-70s (1974), maybe? I bought the paperback (The Spaceships of Ezekiel), kinda got into it as an early teen.

That was during my Atlantis/von Däniken phase. :D

(Remember that moving opening scene from the movie Chariots of the Fire Gods, with all the aliens running along the beach to the title theme by Vanjekylls? :P )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spaceships_of_Ezekiel
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SandChigger wrote:Any of you remember that NASA guy (Googled: Josef Blumrich) who claimed that the fiery chariot Ezekiel saw was a UFO? Back in the mid-70s (1974), maybe? I bought the paperback (The Spaceships of Ezekiel), kinda got into it as an early teen.

That was during my Atlantis/von Däniken phase. :D

(Remember that moving opening scene from the movie Chariots of the Fire Gods, with all the aliens running along the beach to the title theme by Vanjekylls? :P )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spaceships_of_Ezekiel
I read Chariots of the Gods, I didn't even realize there was a movie.
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I'm fairly certain there was a documentary-type movie. Or at least a TV special.

But...um...never mind. :D
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Your posts are a "blemish" upon this otherwise fine topic :P
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Wiki wrote:Blumrich does not mention that Ezekiel 2:2 and 3:24 say, "the Spirit entered me".
Sounds like an anal probe to me.

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GamePlayer wrote:Your posts are a "blemish" upon this otherwise fine topic :P
But...um...you got the reference. Am I wrong?
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This cartoon character arouses me mightly. Is that wrong ?

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Errin' assurance,
Jesus ain't thine!
Oh for the aftertaste
of her behind!
Hairy salivation,
La la la la!
Porn for yer spirit,
wash when you're done.

This is me horny,
This is me prong!
Raising my tent post
All the day long!
This is me porn pile,
This is me thong.
When it feels right love
Who cares if it's wrong?!


Ooh...washed with da bludd, I feel so...filky clean! :shock:
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there you go, right effing there !
that's why I keep coming back, just killing time 'til you come round
and post something like that. Amen. I don't really give a damn about
Dune and Meritt's too much of a pussy to be a proper whipping-boy.

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Not to be out done...

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

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my new theme song !

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SandRider wrote:This cartoon character arouses me mightly. Is that wrong ?

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I work for the competition. We porked her a few times already. :wink:
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details ? pictures ? video ?
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SandRider wrote:
omph wrote:I work for the competition. We porked her a few times already.
details ? pictures ? video ?
figuratively, gents. :wink:

Best industry estimates show that company operates at a 135 ratio. That means that for every dollar they take in, they spend $1.35. It got up to $1.47 earlier this year, but I honestly have never seen their ratio less than $1. I have no idea how long they can keep that up, but the company is not a loss leader (which means that they are trying to make money on auto coverage, not use market home owners and other products to auto policy owners).
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tease
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