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Found these and thought I'd share them:

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The man in the first is named Farok, we assume?

(And the man who came to the door was obviously Scytale . . . but who was the woman?)
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Chick and Seaman made me laugh the most, but they were all really good :)
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I liked the one with the guy who had a cracked butt.
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WOW, the police found weapons in a gun shop whoda thunk it!

Those are hilarious, reminds me of Jay lenos bit on the tonight show.
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Hilarious :D
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Crack found in Man's buttocks.

Wow, two different highs.
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ROFL, loved the crack and the birdie one... :lol: thanks for the share. :)
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They don't write headlines like they used to!
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One of my all time favorite headlines:

Man attempts robbery of gun store armed with knife


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Not sure what's so funny here, it's quite a common way to smuggle drugs, you know.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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Talos Aquinas wrote:The man in the first is named Farok, we assume?

(And the man who came to the door was obviously Scytale . . . but who was the woman?)
Lichna?
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orald wrote:
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Not sure what's so funny here, it's quite a common way to smuggle drugs, you know.
The word "crack" is also used to describe the "verticle smile" between your butt cheeks.

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Ah, yes, the homur in that was(and is) lost to me.

Butts are no laughing matter. :shock:
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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