Which is deader.........

Post by **Omphalos** » 24 May 2008 19:40

I'm curious to see what you all think.

Phaedrus · Post by **Phaedrus** » 24 May 2008 19:49

The results are a lawlfest already.

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 May 2008 20:15

How unsurprising.

DN ain't dead yet(unless you include brain-dead, that it's been for a long long time), and at least Ben gets to see the sun every time Kevin whips out a 100 to pay the male hookers.

Now that's a disturbing thought.

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 24 May 2008 21:01

Great topic! I was still laughing from Chig's latest KJA bookcover and this kept the party going, also I'm drunk. I'm also thrilled that Ben is thought of as more alive than both of those places.

I voted DN just because even if it comes back, half its members might as well be dead and the rest already post over here.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 May 2008 21:14

Posting drunk or even a little happy is kinda fun, huh?

Especially the next morning!

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 25 May 2008 00:14

Ben ain't dead, he and the other masons are in cryo sleep waiting to reawaken and save this morally corrupt nation!!!!

Rob

Post by **Omphalos** » 25 May 2008 00:29

Well then maybe I should have said Ted Williams, because I heard his head cracked when they dropped it.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 25 May 2008 00:33

I officially grant Arrakeen "video game mod" status as of this post. It has the same chance of seeing completion and even if the best should happen, no one will care after that long

*rattles Ben's coffin*

There's still life in the old boy yet!

Tyrant · Post by **Tyrant** » 25 May 2008 10:01

Omphalos wrote:Well then maybe I should have said Ted Williams, because I heard his head cracked when they dropped it.

it was fluctuating temps that did it....they didnt drop it

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 25 May 2008 10:10

SandChigger wrote:Posting drunk or even a little happy is kinda fun, huh?

Especially the next morning!

Even better now! I'm pretty pumped about the 3 new flavors of Mountain Dew I found yesterday and am enjoying this morning. But back on topic (kind of), tell me about the Ted Williams head crack story. I'm not familiar with that. Also, I'm still happy with my vote.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 25 May 2008 10:48

I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 25 May 2008 11:06

You can visit Franklin's grave, and people still post on DN.

Arrakeen has neither.

Post by **Omphalos** » 25 May 2008 11:34

Freakzilla wrote:I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.

And give it a spider walker body?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 25 May 2008 11:56

Omphalos wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.
And give it a spider walker body?

Of course not, silly!

A pitching machine.

Post by **Omphalos** » 25 May 2008 11:58

Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.
And give it a spider walker body?
Of course not, silly!

A pitching machine.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 25 May 2008 13:57

Pardot Kynes wrote:You can visit Franklin's grave, and people still post on DN.

Arrakeen has neither.

SOME people still post on DN.

But not for—what was it, Nekhrun?—5 days now.

You can still visit the former site of Arrakeen, to pay an odd sort of homage, if you like.

(And if you are very, very quiet and listen very closely, you can hear a small wee voice cackling and cooing, "Oh, my beautiful spam-free archives! Yes, we loves them we do, my precioussssssssssss!"

)

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 25 May 2008 13:59

I think staring at a message that is so annoying you want to scratch your eyes out, and that has been there for over a YEAR doesn't help anyone pay homage to anything. Unless the definition of paying homage has been changed to mean "wanting to blow it to fucking hell".

orald · Post by **orald** » 25 May 2008 14:03

Or it could stay in the jar like Hitler's brain.

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 25 May 2008 14:09

I don't believe Arrakeen is in a jar...

orald · Post by **orald** » 25 May 2008 14:32

I wonder if I still have the most posts over there after all this time.

It's been, what, years now?

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 25 May 2008 14:37

Two and a half. I think.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 25 May 2008 14:43

No, Arrakeen's not in a jar.

It's in the hands of a loon.

(Do loons have hands?

Chicken don't have teeth....)

orald · Post by **orald** » 25 May 2008 16:45

The jar part was in refrence to your brain discussion a few posts above.
How'd one get to think I was talking about Arrakeen anyway?

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 25 May 2008 18:09

The sponge calls, the turkey comes. The chicken, however, laughs when the turkey comes, because the baster doesn't work.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 25 May 2008 18:15

We're kinda random this way.

Or that way.

Depends on how the wind blows.

And the spam fries.

I mean, flies.

Been over here too long.

J A C U R U T U

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Which is deader.........