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I love rubbing the neighboors' cat's tummy, but the damn thing scratches!
She's been getting way too many wounds on herself lately, fighting IDK what. She's got one on her leg that's obviously a jaw closing on both sides, from the size I'd say it's another cat, and it looks painful(I noticed she limped a bit).
She's been getting way too many wounds on herself lately, fighting IDK what. She's got one on her leg that's obviously a jaw closing on both sides, from the size I'd say it's another cat, and it looks painful(I noticed she limped a bit).
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
My wife & I were adopted by a kitty about a year ago; his name is Misha. He just showed up at our front door.Serkanner wrote: Our one remaining cat, after we lost two this winter because of old age, is "Snoes" ( freely translated: "Adorable" )
He's a good kitty. I never thought cats could be so cool. I always been a dog person, previously owning a pedigreed White Siberian Husky which was a true learning experience for me. Misha (King Kitty is his nickname) is soooooooooooo good a cat that when in attack mode, he is a tiger.
Good kitty.
BTW, How long do cats live?
thanks Orald. Did you listen to Invisible Sun?
There is a rumor that on the Johnny Carson Show was Zsa Zsa Gabor which brought her pussy with her and placed it on her lap.. Zsa Zsa asked johnny if he would like to pet her pussy, Johnny answered, if you move that darn cat out of the way, I will.
any one knows if this is true?
do you think johnny would have said this?
There is a rumor that on the Johnny Carson Show was Zsa Zsa Gabor which brought her pussy with her and placed it on her lap.. Zsa Zsa asked johnny if he would like to pet her pussy, Johnny answered, if you move that darn cat out of the way, I will.
any one knows if this is true?
do you think johnny would have said this?
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Snopes says it's false http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp
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One thing leads to another.Mandy wrote:Snopes says it's false http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
Thank youorald wrote:One thing leads to another.Mandy wrote:Snopes says it's false http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp
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No, it took CL's advice after reading the ball-shaving "inter-thread" and got it nice and smooth for the ladies.Omphalos wrote:Did it have surgery recently? Its belly looks shaved.
It's now a shaved pussy.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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The cat in question is a she. She didn't have surgery either ( lately ) but she does have a bare belly. I find it very amusing to see she has such a pink skin.
Snoes is also not really fat. She is partially a Norwegian Forest cat and that is a larger breed then the common house cat. Also her "pose" makes her look fatter then she truly is.
I have tried to feed her beer, which is a lot cheaper then pet food, but she doesn't like it. This proves she is no child of mine
She is however very friendly and has never scratched or bitten anybody, even not when my nephew managed to get her tail in both his hands ( he is 7 months ) and puled with all his strength.
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A pink, shaved pussy...Serkanner wrote:
The cat in question is a she. She didn't have surgery either ( lately ) but she does have a bare belly. I find it very amusing to see she has such a pink skin.
No comment.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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I didn't think of that. We just gave away a calico kitten, it was the only one that had a normal number of toes.Mandy wrote:Calico cats are almost always female. Some weird genetic thing.Freakzilla wrote:There goes the cajones.Omphalos wrote:Did it have surgery recently? Its belly looks shaved.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Polydactylism is pretty common in cats.
It really wasn't my choice, my wife promised her best friend we'd keep the mother cat while her friend was pregnant and until the baby learned to sit up. Of course, the cat got pregnant... twice.
It really wasn't my choice, my wife promised her best friend we'd keep the mother cat while her friend was pregnant and until the baby learned to sit up. Of course, the cat got pregnant... twice.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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