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Do we top everybody again? Here you can buy alcohol and cigarettes when you are 16.

Back on topic. Our one remaining cat, after we lost two this winter because of old age, is "Snoes" ( freely translated: "Adorable" )

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I love rubbing the neighboors' cat's tummy, but the damn thing scratches! :o

She's been getting way too many wounds on herself lately, fighting IDK what. She's got one on her leg that's obviously a jaw closing on both sides, from the size I'd say it's another cat, and it looks painful(I noticed she limped a bit).
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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Serkanner wrote: Our one remaining cat, after we lost two this winter because of old age, is "Snoes" ( freely translated: "Adorable" )
My wife & I were adopted by a kitty about a year ago; his name is Misha. He just showed up at our front door.
He's a good kitty. I never thought cats could be so cool. I always been a dog person, previously owning a pedigreed White Siberian Husky which was a true learning experience for me. Misha (King Kitty is his nickname) is soooooooooooo good a cat that when in attack mode, he is a tiger.

Good kitty.

BTW, How long do cats live?
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fantomas wrote:BTW, How long do cats live?
About 5 minutes in a room alone with me. :twisted:

15-20 years.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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thanks Orald. Did you listen to Invisible Sun?

There is a rumor that on the Johnny Carson Show was Zsa Zsa Gabor which brought her pussy with her and placed it on her lap.. Zsa Zsa asked johnny if he would like to pet her pussy, Johnny answered, if you move that darn cat out of the way, I will.

any one knows if this is true? :shock:
do you think johnny would have said this? :roll:
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Mandy wrote:Snopes says it's false http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp
One thing leads to another. :lol:
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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orald wrote:
Mandy wrote:Snopes says it's false http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp
One thing leads to another. :lol:
Thank you 8)
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Mmmm... Drinkin' Heini I see...

That's one fat cat, what the hell do you feed it, beer?
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Well, I am going home from work. Pick up the wife and off to see Misha.
My dendrites are ripe, soft, malleable, yet reaching for more input, more hope, more happiness.

Good Kitty Misha.
King Kitty! :D
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Oh, that's a pretty cat, I love calicoes.
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Did it have surgery recently? Its belly looks shaved.
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Omphalos wrote:Did it have surgery recently? Its belly looks shaved.
There goes the cajones.
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Actually, the pose reminds me of that video of a cat diddling its perschwanky that used to be on YouTube.

(I just checked, it's not there anymore. Ah well.)
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Omphalos wrote:Did it have surgery recently? Its belly looks shaved.
No, it took CL's advice after reading the ball-shaving "inter-thread" and got it nice and smooth for the ladies. 8)
It's now a shaved pussy.
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:lol:

The cat in question is a she. She didn't have surgery either ( lately ) but she does have a bare belly. I find it very amusing to see she has such a pink skin.

Snoes is also not really fat. She is partially a Norwegian Forest cat and that is a larger breed then the common house cat. Also her "pose" makes her look fatter then she truly is.

I have tried to feed her beer, which is a lot cheaper then pet food, but she doesn't like it. This proves she is no child of mine :roll:

She is however very friendly and has never scratched or bitten anybody, even not when my nephew managed to get her tail in both his hands ( he is 7 months ) and puled with all his strength.
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Serkanner wrote:
The cat in question is a she. She didn't have surgery either ( lately ) but she does have a bare belly. I find it very amusing to see she has such a pink skin.
A pink, shaved pussy...

No comment. :shock:
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My Bubba, and boy does he act like one at times.

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Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Did it have surgery recently? Its belly looks shaved.
There goes the cajones.
Calico cats are almost always female. Some weird genetic thing.
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Mandy wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Did it have surgery recently? Its belly looks shaved.
There goes the cajones.
Calico cats are almost always female. Some weird genetic thing.
I didn't think of that. We just gave away a calico kitten, it was the only one that had a normal number of toes.
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lol.. mutant cats.
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Freak, now really WTF is in your drinking water?! :shock:

And see, I told y'all he's breeding a mutant army- the only cats he gives away are the normal ones.
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Polydactylism is pretty common in cats.

It really wasn't my choice, my wife promised her best friend we'd keep the mother cat while her friend was pregnant and until the baby learned to sit up. Of course, the cat got pregnant... twice.
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Polydactylism is pretty common in cats.
Not in any of the tens of cats I've seen. :?

Maybe it's common to your freaky, twisted american cats.
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