Pet Stories

orald · Post by **orald** » 23 Apr 2008 21:07

Have a pet? Post a pic of it, share with us interesting stories or tell us how it bit your leg off so we may laugh at your stupidity(hint: Mandy, alligators are NOT pets).

My little doggy is 9 y-o, mixed(unknown, but probably has some labrador in him). His name is Perach(flower).
He likes begging neighboors for food, being kissed on the nose(well, at least that's how I pretend he thinks

) and is afraid of water(showers are hard to do with a straggling 60 pound dog), though he's been to the sea a few times and got inside, but very timidly and only to follow me.

Oh, and ladies, show us your pussies!

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 23 Apr 2008 23:58

How's that for a pussy Orald?

Rob

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 Apr 2008 00:35

I see he follows close by his owner- fat, drunk and hairy.

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 24 Apr 2008 10:51

This is Ginger, she's a dachshund/wire hair terrier mix. She rules this sietch.

This is Fat Kitty.. lol I don't give cats real names.

I have another dog named Mr Bill, but he refuses to look at the camera. One day I'll get him.

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 24 Apr 2008 13:28

Mandy wrote:I don't give cats real names.

Neither do I. Mine goes by Kitty-Boy, or Kitty-Man. My wife still insists on calling him Vader. I'll work on cat and dog pics when I get home.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 24 Apr 2008 14:27

I have three cats, Gizzy (?) was named by someone else, her six-toed son is Count Rugen (the six fingered man from Princess Bride) and another son from a different litter has seven toes on it's front paws and five on it's back ones is named Bigfoot.

There was a mouse in my bathroom this morning. I got Gizzy and threw her in there and closed the door. No more mouse.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 24 Apr 2008 14:28

Freakzilla wrote:I have three cats, Gizzy (?) was named by someone else, her six-toed son is Count Rugen (the six fingered man from Princess Bride) and another son from a different litter has seven toes on it's front paws and five on it's back ones is named Bigfoot.

There was a mouse in my bathroom this morning. I got Gizzy and threw her in there and closed the door. No more mouse.

I also have a mutt, Poncho and a Golden Lab named Abbey.

Oh yeah, a Red Eared Slider that's just refered to as "turtle". Like it really matters what you call a turtle.

Alia · Post by **Alia** » 24 Apr 2008 14:57

I have 3 Dombo rats called Spot, Domino and Poppy.

Post by **Omphalos** » 24 Apr 2008 15:02

Unfortunately my wife hates dogs. I have had a dogs all my life until my last one, a Schipperkke named Foxy, died a few years ago at 21 years. Ive been working on this for years, and I think we are going to be getting a cat soon. Then we will see about a dog.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 24 Apr 2008 15:25

Omphalos wrote:Unfortunately my wife hates dogs. I have had a dogs all my life until my last one, a Schipperkke named Foxy, died a few years ago at 21 years. Ive been working on this for years, and I think we are going to be getting a cat soon. Then we will see about a dog.

Wow, 21! It could buy beer and vote!

Post by **Omphalos** » 24 Apr 2008 15:56

Ill put a pic of her up once I find a good one. She was strong, fast and sweet. I loved that little girl like nobody else. In the end I had her put down because she was in so much pain. Its a decision I regret to this day, and will probably never stop beating myself up over. I was in the room when she was given the shot, and the life leaving that little face still haunts me to this day. At least she knew how much I loved her and that I thought I was doing the right thing.

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 24 Apr 2008 15:58

Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Unfortunately my wife hates dogs. I have had a dogs all my life until my last one, a Schipperkke named Foxy, died a few years ago at 21 years. Ive been working on this for years, and I think we are going to be getting a cat soon. Then we will see about a dog.
Wow, 21! It could buy beer and vote!

Ah, to be Canadian. I could buy beer and vote when I was 18! now that I think about it that may not be a great idea...

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 Apr 2008 16:23

Mandy wrote:She rules this sietch.

You mean Swamp Castle sietch?

Show us more pics of your pussy, Mandy!

Omph wrote:Unfortunately my wife hates dogs.

Get rid of her then.

Our neighboors' cat is called either Meow-Meow or Mitzi(second one being in the style of calling Rex to all dogs).

She's totally white as you can see on the Member Gallery thread, and has one blue and one green eye. There's a cat in the appartment just below those neighboors that is also totally white, again with mismatched eyes but they're switched on the sides compared to Meow Meow, and he's fatter and doesn't like people. He's called Tom(O'Badlem if you ask me

).

Freak wrote:her six-toed son is Count Rugen (the six fingered man from Princess Bride) and another son from a different litter has seven toes on it's front paws and five on it's back ones is named Bigfoot.

Are you breeding some kind of mutant cat army in your backyard to take over the world or something?

Post by **Omphalos** » 24 Apr 2008 16:28

orald wrote:
Freak wrote:her six-toed son is Count Rugen (the six fingered man from Princess Bride) and another son from a different litter has seven toes on it's front paws and five on it's back ones is named Bigfoot.
Are you breeding some kind of mutant cat army in your backyard to take over the world or something?

Im sure its just the water in Atlanta. Ive heard that happens to people there too, even if they are not Russian nobility.

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 Apr 2008 16:56

Well, that explains why Freak is so handsome.

At least he got his screen-name right.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 Apr 2008 18:08

Mandy wrote:a dachshund/wire hair terrier mix

Not exactly the bit of beastie porn I'm dying for (that would be of a St. Bernard impregnating a chihuahua...whoa!), but...you got pix of that coupling?

(Hey, what can I say, I love dogs and cats. It's in the genes. Ticks? Chiggers? Hello?)

A Thing of Eternity wrote:I could buy beer and vote when I was 18!

So? So could I.

Of course, in Ohio in those days, until you were 21 you could only buy what they called "Three-two Beer" (3.2% of the taste of real beer?). And the next year I voted for the first time in a presidential election, for Carter, but that actor guy won.

Post by **Omphalos** » 24 Apr 2008 18:18

SandChigger wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:I could buy beer and vote when I was 18!
So? So could I.

They put a drop-dead into the law change in DC when I was 18, and I made it by two days. In my HS class I was the only one who could buy alcohol of any kind in DC, because for any one born on that date or going forward, they had to be 21. No grandfather at all.

SandChigger wrote:Of course, in Ohio in those days, until you were 21 you could only buy what they called "Three-two Beer" (3.2% of the taste of real beer?). And the next year I voted for the first time in a presidential election, for Carter, but that actor guy won.

Even I would not have done that. Carter had to go!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 Apr 2008 18:30

Lesser of two evils thang. And something about the possibility of the old guy I used to watch on Death Valley Days getting into the Oval Office really bothered me.

Anyway, politics has always been low on my list of interesting things. But I did hate Reagan and George I.

In retrospect, were the Reagan Years a good thing?

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 Apr 2008 18:43

Omphalos wrote:Carter had to go!

Yea, tell him about it, the pretentious ass comes here talking shit. We should send him to Bin Laden to get raped by camels.

chigger wrote:In retrospect, were the Reagan Years a good thing?

Of course they were- they weren't Carter years!

Post by **Omphalos** » 24 Apr 2008 18:49

SandChigger wrote:Lesser of two evils thang. And something about the possibility of the old guy I used to watch on Death Valley Days getting into the Oval Office really bothered me.

Anyway, politics has always been low on my list of interesting things. But I did hate Reagan and George I.

In retrospect, were the Reagan Years a good thing?

The years were memorable and great. The legacy stinks.

My family has personal reasons too to hate Carter and love Reagan. My father was very high in the Department of Interior during Nixon and a number of administrations back. Carter came along and literally banished all the good Republicans to bullshit jobs. My father, who was an attorney, and for example who in 1962 single handedly devised the procurement system that the entire federal government still uses, verbatim, today (save for the military) was banished to Labor where he was made a coal mine inspector. No training. No transition. Just get your ass in the coal mine or fuck off and lose that pension you have been working for your entire life. For four years of that cracker ass-fuck's administration he made my dad eat shit. Now, I happen to be of the opinion that good old dad could use a steaming pile on his plate every once in a while, but what Carter did was animalistic and was for nothing but vengence. Reagan came along and fixed all of that.

Don't get me totally wrong though. I think Carter is the best of the house-builders (read: ex presidents) that we have, and this fool coming out of office now sure ain't gonna challenge him in that regard, but we hated the asshole for a long time there.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 24 Apr 2008 18:51

I went to Germany in the Army when I was barely 19 so I got to buy alcohol early.

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 Apr 2008 19:07

Argh, you're ruining my beautiful pets thread with your beer talk!

My fluffy wuffy once drank wine though.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 24 Apr 2008 19:11

I used to like putting cats in bags and filling them with pot smoke. I consider it a waste nowadays.

Once I saw a friend give a hit of LSD to a warf rat, it died. He had a dog that drank whiskey.

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 24 Apr 2008 21:37

Freakzilla wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Oh yeah, a Red Eared Slider that's just refered to as "turtle". Like it really matters what you call a turtle.

My brothers and i had one we named Stormin' Norman cause of his personality

Rob

Post by **Freakzilla** » 24 Apr 2008 21:49

I didn't think it would last this long with three boys, I should call it Duncan Idaho.