You mean you guys are just now discovering Maddox?
He's a riot. I wish he'd publish more hate mail. And more articles in general, of course. He's got a book out, but I haven't had a look at it.
It's worth paging through if just for the pictures alone. I was first introduced to him back when he graded little kids' drawings about 8 years ago was it? Wow. I do like what he says about Macs.
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee h er earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
