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I was just wondering if anyone out there knew of a reliable source for semuta?
A, ahh, friend of mine is in need of a new connection as his regular guy seemed to have ended up on the wrong end of a crysknife.
Apparently a bad case of "don't get high off your own supply".
So anyway my friend is in a bad way, I mean it's gettin' REALLY bad, ya know?
For my friend, that is.
So yeah, safe semuta connection would be mucho appreciato right about now.
Discretion please, contact by distrans or via printed instroy paper only.

Also, anyone here ever tried that supposedly legal semuta shipped from Canada?
How the hell does that work?
I'd be scared it would arrive with a pack of Imperial agents ready to pour out of a vehicle the moment I signed for it, you know?
I mean my friend would be worried about that.

So yeah, any help would be great.
For my friend.
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Wow, and I thought I was a mental problem out of touch with reality...:D :D :D
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hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TypeOz funny :P well his friend is at least :)
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I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a law abiding citizen.

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The best stuff is grown in California.
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Kojiro wrote:The best stuff is grown in California.
I believe they have the "medical" semuta.
That would be sweet.

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Vote YES on Proposition 19!
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...Sorry man, I've totally forgotten what I was going to say...
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I'm hungry man....

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Is that what semuta music sounds like? :P
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Omphalos wrote:<KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK> That was my skull!
I'm so wasted!!!!

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I'd made some references to bindwind and bindweed tea last spring, and Freak had asked me about it,
and I didn't really forget to answer, it was just one of those things that was going to take a head of
steam and motivation to thoroughly discuss ... and I'd wanted to link to a bunch of photos of the
plants as I was talking about them, but fuck that, y'all know how to google ...

"bindweed" is what average farmers and ranchers call just about any of the 1000 or so varieties of the
morning glory vine, but most of the time, specifically the "Texas bindweed", a thin vine with small white
flowers with a red center - they're rarely bitching about the common types of Heavenly Blues that are
planted in gardens and grow up trellis and arches ...

the sweet potato is also a type of morning glory - the vines are identical to the large variety of the
Heavenly blue, except the blue's vine are usually a very dark green, and the sweet potato vine is a
bright, almost neon pale green - I always plant some sweet potato around the edges of my big blues,
it's a really striking color combination ...

over the years, I've planted alot of different types of bindweed, some have taken off and cycled and
spread, some haven't ... I've sought out and cultivated the naturally occurring vines, too ... I fucking
love these plants - they are invasive, stupidly fast growing, produce an incredible amount of seeds
for spreading into different areas; they can be twisted and braided and coaxed to grow into all kinds
of crazy shapes, they're tough as hell, they produce beautiful flowers, some that open the in morning,
some that open at dusk, some that open in the middle of the night .... flowers range from tiny little red
trumpet shaped blooms to dark royal purple blooms the size of my hand ...

and then, there's this :

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http://www.iamshaman.com/hbwr/convolvulaceae.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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also, address any further questions about this topic to me in the Secret Clubhouse ...
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Bindweed is morning glory!? I got really desperate and bought morning glory seeds from Agway and did that for about a week. It worked, I guess, but it was fucking disgusting.
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I once heard that some hungry revolutionary war troops boiled up a pot full of jimson weed, for lack of options, and tripped hard for a few days.
This is NOT a recomendation, mind you.
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D Pope wrote: This is NOT a recomendation, mind you.
Definitely not from me neither. I did that a while ago and...
merkin muffley wrote:it was fucking disgusting.
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First you have to get seeds that are not treated with some kind of chemical that makes ingesting them unpleasant or dangerous. Seeds are sometimes specifically treated to discourage people from using them as a mind altering substance.


you gots to grow your own ....

(first generation seeds produce from plants grown from treated store-bought seeds are good to go ... :handgestures-thumbupright: )



of course:
All parts of the morning glory plant are legal in the USA but extracted LSA is a controlled (illegal for most people) substance. Persons residing in the US (and other countries where LSA is illegal) should refrain from any type of extraction because of the legal restrictions.
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