Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

the following is tl;dr rated 75% ...

the long and short of it is that Photobucket is not going to let me host the horrible, patently offensive,
sexually explicit, racist, bigoted and violent Next Episode of The Adventures of Spanky McDune,
and I need you people to find me a photo-hosting site that will ....


now, on with the ranting ...

y'all might remember when photobucket deleted the "you raff, you ruse" photo in the giant shrinky
thread - and not the other "you raff, you ruse" image; I called them fucking idiots and then
uploaded "You want Mirrion Dorrar? FUCK YOU, here Bomb!" ...

then I got tired of playing with the 4chan bullshit, and also, on dial-up it's really slow to upload,
and also, after I had uploaded and posted links to a whole bunch of photos here, I realized that I
couldn't reorganize the photobucket albums without breaking the links, and going thru however many
pages to find a pic of Frank or some stupid meme took too long ... so I mostly quit using the thing...

(I also just started hot-linking to images on the webpage I found them, which I had not wanted to
do, because sites go down all the time, and I hate seeing the image placeholder and reading comments
on images I can't see - so I took the time to upload this bullshit to photobucket ....)

so when I started Spanky, I started a new photobucket, realizing about organizing the photos,
then linking ... and checked into the Sandrider_bucket account to find :





and I've got too many damn photos there to really figure out which ones they deleted, but I'm
pretty sure all the "STFU" ones are gone - but, being fucking idiots, a lot worse ones were left
up ...Wash Your Filthy Vagina! f'instance ...

of course:

PhotoBucket's Nazi Rules wrote:
( http://photobucket.com/terms" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; )

7.1 Photobucket may reject, refuse to post or delete any Content for any or no reason ...

and, fuck you very much.

but also:

PhotoBucket's Fucktarded Rules wrote: ..... Despite this prohibition, information, materials, products or services provided by other Photobucket Users (for instance, in their profile or images/videos) may, in whole or in part, be unauthorized, impermissible or otherwise violate this Agreement, and Photobucket assumes no responsibility or liability for this material. If you become aware of misuse of the Photobucket Services by any person, please email abuse@photobucket.com and include in your email a URL to the material in question.

and GOD KNOWS I've run across the shitheels that lurk on all kinds of sites, moral-policing
the internet, clicking that "report" button with one hand, flogging his pathetic, flaccid
penis with the other ...

and since I believe in the free&open net thing, and have no secrets, I never bother with
"privacy settings" when posting as The SandRider ... my albums were open and public, so
I can't discount FUCKING SNITCHES ....


anyway,

out of the thirty-six (36) listed definitions of "prohibited content",
the ONLY one that could apply to ANYTHING that was deleted was the first one:

PhotoBucket's List of Icky Things We Don't Want To Look At wrote: o 8.1 is patently offensive or promotes racism, bigotry, hatred or physical harm of any kind against any group or individual;

which, if you ask me, is PRETTY FUCKING ARBITRARY ....

but: Rule 7.1, above ...
fuck you very much.


so, request number two from you disgusting, immoral trolls who lurk under your proxy-bridges
and laugh at the misfortunes of the retarded and cackle with glee at all that is patently
offensive, is that if, while perusing old thread, you run across one of my posts with the
image-deleted placeholder, please PM me with a pointer to the thread - one,so I can reup the
photo from another, yet-to-be-determined non-pussified photo host, and also so I can maybe
figger out what the fuck got Photobucket soooo butt-hurt ...

and if I didn't have so many photos, here and elsewhere, linked to that fucking account, I'd
delete it ... it would take me too long to reup and re-link all of that, and most of it
was just bullshit anyway - accept of course, for all the archive pics of Frank, the handwriting
samples on the "Dune7" discs, ALL my avatars ... which I'll need to re-do anyway, because
I don't think I'm going to be able to resist sending Photobucket a "YOU DUMB FUCKS" email ...

anyway, if y'all got a tip on a photo-hoster that will let me post 3D-model renderings of
two naked, very anatomically detailed fat people fucking in a bathtub, let me know ...

(also, the Torus McCardigan of the Imperial Argosy:Shoreleave @ Ultrapolis thing got
a LOT more interesting when I conjured up a bunch of seriously hot, naked blue chicks
with a reptile skin map and fangs ... (and some other really sick stuff I'd like to share
with a few of you privately, but I need an amoral host - or, send me your email ...)(to
the live.com account, I'm still having fits with the jacurutu.com mail ...)

(or, I guess if I can get all that worked out, I could slide the stuff under the table
via the jacurutu mail system, and someone with a small little corner of server space
could host them ....hmmm. providing of course that the gmail nazis don't have a big list
of Rules and routinely hack private emails under the Patriot Act, looking for farm porn ...)

rant over.
for the moment.

One of my friends started this picture hosting site, the same guy who now owns Troll Kingdom. http://www.picturehoster.info/index.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Your images won't get deleted, unless you upload some kiddie porn.

I like those guys!

Cassie wrote:well.. if you feel like reading a bunch of crap. They turn Duncan into the "Ultimate Kwisatz Haderach" and use Skytale's null entropy tube to bring back a bunch of dead characters including Paul, Chani and Leto II. Everyone who has read them was disappointed because Hunters and Sandworms are so ridiculous. KJA totally wrecked the ending.

(clicky)

I would also think that you could link to them on Picasa or a Google Doc, or even just post a series of them in a blogger account. Google tends not to censor people or remove content.

lotek wrote:I like those guys!

Cassie wrote:well.. if you feel like reading a bunch of crap. They turn Duncan into the "Ultimate Kwisatz Haderach" and use Skytale's null entropy tube to bring back a bunch of dead characters including Paul, Chani and Leto II. Everyone who has read them was disappointed because Hunters and Sandworms are so ridiculous. KJA totally wrecked the ending.

(clicky)

That's me

thanks, Nipples; I actually figured you'd be the one to provide my answer - almost just
PM'd you, but I need a public venting now & then ...

I live to serve

glad mandys solution will work for ya SR. IF ya get desperate you can always host them from your own PC thru your connection if its fast enough. You can use Dymanic DNS and set up a free URL right to a share off your own PC. There is handful of free DNS providers out there, google it.

somewhere else, maybe @T(A)U, I had noted that PictureHoster was being overrun
and drowned in 4chan Fail .... still the case ... I thought I'd use deviantart, that
seemed to make sense, but after creating an account there and starting to upload
the Spanky Adventures, I discovered that only one image at a time can be uploaded,
and each time you have to clicky-click several different buttons, even when uploading
to the same album with the same settings .... of course, I may not have looked hard
enough and there may be a way to bulk-load to deviantart, but I couldn't find it easily,
and I am the motherfucker who coined the term Me Generation and invented
immediate gratification or get out of my face ....

maybe the blahgger option is my solution ...

SandRider, I told you in the other thread that there is nothing wrong with picturehoster (it's in the Dune Encyclopedia forum now). You wanted an image hosting site that wouldn't give you shit about what you uploaded, and picturehoster isn't going to give you shit about what you upload, even if it's a bunch of dongs. If the dongs scare you, don't look in the public gallery, lol.

Mandy wrote:If the dongs scare you, don't look in the public gallery, lol.

I must really be feeling tired... thank goodness that said "public" and "pubic."

Mandy wrote:SandRider, I told you in the other thread that there is nothing wrong with picturehoster (it's in the Dune Encyclopedia forum now). You wanted an image hosting site that wouldn't give you shit about what you uploaded, and picturehoster isn't going to give you shit about what you upload, even if it's a bunch of dongs. If the dongs scare you, don't look in the public gallery, lol.

no, it's that whenever the 4channers congregate on any type of non-corporate site that hosts images without strict moderation,
Pedobear will eventually show up and toss out bait, which brings the rest of them, which results in the admin deleting and IP blocking,
which brings in the Behind >9000 Proxies Team to test the admin's skillz & patience, which eventually results in the admin giving up and
shutting down the site, which is Peodobear's entire intention ...

Every time you bring this up I check Picture Hoster for the 4chan invasion, I ask others who use the site to check... and we can't figure out wtf you're talking about. It hasn't been overrun by 4chan. The owner of Picture Hoster is the owner of Troll Kingdom. There are trolls hosting images on Picture Hoster, someone was probably trolling a site with dong pictures. I just looked through a few pages of the public gallery and couldn't find a single image that seems like it might have come from a 4chan invasion. I would look through more pages but it takes way too long on dial up, grrr. If Mentalist ever gets online I'll ask him about it, but I doubt there's anything to worry about.

I don't know what you're uploading, but maybe you could try tinypic.

I want to upload some obscene, explicit 3D model renders of Spanky McDune doing wild monkey sex on Jabecca,
as well all the SFW Adventures of Spanky McDune and anything else - photobucket's still randomly deleting
my photos every now and then, and they are all pics that've been there awhile, and I don't even know what
they were ....

and I guess I was too broad with the use of "4channers"; I don't know what else
to call these kids who post photos like this :


or :



and:



which is like a big red flag for me, right there .....

the parade of dicks in now on page 11 & 12, but it's not what you're looking for, I'd think -
most are peckers inflamed with the bullhead clap, I'm assuming the kids got them from an
anti-VD scare-site ... or, I guess it could be the Troll Kingdom's Member Gallery, because
I didn't think of that, that those guys would want to have a nasty lineup of swelled up
dick heads to respond to :

OH.. well no wonder we couldn't figure out what you were talking about. /b/tards are all over the internet... don't you hang out at 4chan yourself?