Salma Hayek tells Letterman she loves eating bugs


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It's obviously doing her body goooood...

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Freakzilla wrote:http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/arti ... -bugs.html

It's obviously doing her body goooood...

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Great stretch marks.
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Nekhrun wrote: Great stretch marks.
I think I could overlook them.
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She's 44 and gave birth in 2007.

This is dated today:

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Salma Hayek is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, baby scars or no. My God, she is stunning.
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She could eat shit and she would be incredible. I'd still fight all of you to kiss her.

And not that there is anything wrong with it, but nekhrun is on the watch list as a suspected homosexual. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Salma Hayek tells Letterman she loves eating bugs.
Um... Bug Score?
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A Little Galach wrote: And not that there is anything wrong with it, but nekhrun is on the watch list as a suspected homosexual. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. ;)
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Tleszer wrote:
Salma Hayek tells Letterman she loves eating bugs.
Um... Bug Score?
I wasn't going to brag. :P :dance:
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I would!

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dune stroller wrote:
A Little Galach wrote: And not that there is anything wrong with it, but nekhrun is on the watch list as a suspected homosexual. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. ;)
You just made the list, buddy.
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Suspected homosexual lists? What is this, FED2k? :roll:

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SandChigger wrote:Suspected homosexual lists? What is this, FED2k?
OK, if you want I can upgrade him. He should probably be on the confirmed list anyways. No one that likes women would ever disparage Selma Hayak.
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A Little Galach wrote:He should probably be on the confirmed list anyways.

Why are you making lists of gay men?

EDIT: (I'm just saying, if you want to meet some gay men, just tell us...) :wink:
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I'll second that. I feel like there must have been a thread I missed somewhere ... :think:

Either that, or this is one odd attempt at humor.
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merkin muffley wrote:
A Little Galach wrote:He should probably be on the confirmed list anyways.

Why are you making lists of gay men?

EDIT: (I'm just saying, if you want to meet some gay men, just tell us...) :wink:
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