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Hellhole Website now up

Postby Mr. Teg » 02 May 2010 05:16

Hellhole by Kevin J Anderson and Brian Herbert
Official Site
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Postby lotek » 02 May 2010 05:19

you bastard :puke:

and this...
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how tasteful :lol:
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Postby SandChigger » 02 May 2010 06:00

I can see the ad copy now...

Red, Enflamed, Throbbing Angrily ... SMELLHOLE.

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Postby inhuien » 02 May 2010 11:45

Mr. Teg wrote:Hellhole by Kevin J Anderson and Brian Herbert
Official Site

Not funny, sonny Jim, not funny. Well maybe a wee bit, I'm sure it'll be cool when I can pry my weeping 4 year old from the corner he's hiding in. Looking at the silver lining, he's unlikely to be peaking over my shoulder when I'm online again. :lol: :lol:
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Postby SandChigger » 02 May 2010 14:55

Ah, the nostalgia!

If this were Old 'Keen, this would have been enough to have Hyppo's panties bunched up so tight they'd be wrapped around her tonsils and she'd be gagging from it! (As opposed to simply being gagging for it, as is her normal wont! :lol: )

Aye! :D

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Postby Omphalos » 02 May 2010 19:34

I don't get it. :wink:

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Postby lotek » 02 May 2010 20:44

:mrgreen:
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Postby SandChigger » 02 May 2010 22:06

Omphalos wrote:I don't get it. :wink:

Don't feel bad. This is probably another one of those cases where it is better to give than receive (or get). :?

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Postby merkin muffley » 02 May 2010 22:21

I'll never get that image out of my mind. Is that the Baron Harkonnen prequel?
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Postby SandRider » 02 May 2010 23:31

meh - that site was already bookmarked ... no new content, either.
fail.
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SandRider wrote:meh - that site was already bookmarked ... no new content, either.
fail.

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Postby Mr. Teg » 10 May 2010 07:30

Recent twat from the Journeyman...

# 1 day ago Another day in HELLHOLE. Half finished...then it goes to Reb and her sharp red pencil, before going into...
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Postby SandChigger » 10 May 2010 14:16

It's becoming rather obvious that "HELLHOLE" is code for his own anus. :?

BREAK OUT THE CAST CONDOM! :shock:
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Postby SandRider » 10 May 2010 16:26

hmmm - mebbe someone should copy last months' twits and word-sub "my ass" for "Hellhole"
and post it as "TehKJA" ...
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Postby cmsahe » 25 May 2010 22:37

only 164000 words long!
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Postby Robspierre » 25 May 2010 22:52

The word count thing has to do with contracts. COntracts specify a word count range for works these days. Of course leave it to Keith to turn it into a blatant self-promotional moment.

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Postby cmsahe » 25 May 2010 23:54

Robspierre wrote:The word count thing has to do with contracts. COntracts specify a word count range for works these days. Of course leave it to Keith to turn it into a blatant self-promotional moment.

Rob


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"You must write an essay at least ten pages long"

and the essay was ten pages long: after page 3 all that was written was: coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola :ugeek:
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Postby SandChigger » 26 May 2010 02:11

cmsahe wrote:only 164000 words long!

Exactly! Kid's play, right? I mean, recently you've been Tweeting that daily! :lol:

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Postby cmsahe » 26 May 2010 20:06

SandChigger wrote:
cmsahe wrote:only 164000 words long!

Exactly! Kid's play, right? I mean, recently you've been Tweeting that daily! :lol:


yes my KJA-esque novel published on twitter :)
the other day, while on twitter I had a vision of insects crawling up my arms!
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Postby SandChigger » 26 May 2010 20:41

I warned you about that wacky cucaracha weed... :naughty:

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Postby Freakzilla » 26 May 2010 20:44

I hear meth is pretty cheap down there...

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Postby cmsahe » 27 May 2010 02:33

Freakzilla wrote:I hear meth is pretty cheap down there...

:teasing-smokingcrack:


It's the rains season now and fungi will grow in my garden, i'll see the best path to drive to the office... :ugeek:
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Postby SandRider » 27 May 2010 03:23

can you send that shit in the mail ?

FedEx?

there a mexican-owned company that runs mexican trains on the little-used
line that cuts across my place (the old "South Orient" line, don't know what
they call it now) ... send me an email at the below address (so as not to
implicate The Tidwell) and we'll work something out ... just slap a package
under a car with duct tape, and spray-paint a code on the car, I'll have
one of my guys snatch it as the train goes by ...

not bullshitting here, either, Carlos, I needs me some psychedelics ..... :o
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Postby Mr. Teg » 10 Jun 2010 15:22

Googled "hellhole brian herbert anderson" and this thread shows up page 1 :D :lol:
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Postby Tleszer » 10 Jun 2010 16:18

Nice!

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