Man from the future arrested at the LHC


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Nekhrun
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Man from the future arrested at the LHC

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It's not so much that the guy claims to be from the future, but how he tried to disrupt the proceedings.
The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines.
Many of you know of my affinity for Mt. Dew, but this is proof about how great it is. Mt. Dew fuels some of the most brilliant scientists on the planet. I was thinking about cutting back, but now I'm thinking I might need to ramp it up a bit.
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Re: Man from the future arrested at the LHC

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Nekhrun wrote:Mt. Dew fuels some of the most brilliant scientists on the planet.
Many other professions, too.
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Re: Man from the future arrested at the LHC

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Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
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that sounds familiar!

wait a second Marty is that you ?
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