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dating website hilarity

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1. I go on a dating website (hey, it's been almost two years since I've been in a serious relationship.. I miss it!)
2. I'm bi, so I put that on the profile
3. Two friends looking for "pathetic lookin gay cunts n fat ugly chicks to chat up for our own entertainment bhahahaha" contact me at the same time.
4. Mocking.
5. Hilarity ensues.

I decided to post the chat log on my livejournal. (feel free to add me, if you have one)
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I still find it hard to believe there are people that idiotic out that. Red Flags up all over the place.

And Fraggle Rock kept popping in my head everytime I read that second person's screename.
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Those posts from your gentlemen admireres weren't quite Bronte, were they?

The internet's a funny place. Some guy at another forum sent me a PM with a picture of his penis resting on the cover of a Britney CD> :lol:
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chanilover wrote:Those posts from your gentlemen admireres weren't quite Bronte, were they?

The internet's a funny place. Some guy at another forum sent me a PM with a picture of his penis resting on the cover of a Britney CD> :lol:
:shock:

in that case I do not require visual proof of this statement :lol:
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IKWYM, Britney makes me :puke: as well.
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inhuien wrote:IKWYM, Britney makes me :puke: as well.
yeah she's a proper knobhead :lol:
chanilover wrote:a picture of his penis resting on the cover of a Britney CD
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Best picture ever on the same forum was a guy who was drunk one night and posted a picture of his flabby arse with a Kylie CD hanging out his arse crack :lol: (It was Body Language, which is generally considered one of her weakest albums).
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jeeee...

... zussss!!!!
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:lol: Poor Kylie. Her hardcore fans are called al-Kylieda LOL.
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