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"Man who acts as Patriots mascot arrested in sex sting"



Intrigued?? Basically Rhode Island, along with Nevada was, as of a few months ago, the only state in which indoor-prostitution in legal...

PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- A man who acts as a mascot for the New England Patriots is among 14 people who have been arrested for prostitution-related crimes in Rhode Island since a new law went into effect that banned indoor prostitution.

The bill signed into law in November made prostitution a misdemeanor crime regardless of where it occurs. Previously, indoor prostitution was allowed because of a legal loophole.

State Police say Robert Sormanti of Warwick was among those arrested in an undercover sting at a hotel. The Providence Journal reports Sormanti is among the team's mascots.

The Patriots said in a statement that multiple people wear the mascot costume and that the "individual in question" has been suspended.

A phone message left at Sormanti's home Friday evening was not immediately returned.

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I personally found this frickin' hilarious. Any news story involving a mascot being arrested for some sort of sexual endeavour is comedy gold in my opinion.


P.S - Oh yeah, I found this on sportsline.com/nfl and some guy on the comments section had this to say:

- "Was he...In the mascott uniform?

That would be funny."

and...

- "THE REAL ISSUE HERE--I really hope that strip clubs in Rhode Island are as fun as they were prior to November.... A friend of mine referred me to a Rhode Island club where we really had a blast...

Now, every trip I would take up to Maine, I would stop off at Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun, then continue on 95 into Providence to stop at a particular club that allowed more than what we are used to in PA/NJ... IT IS GREAT!!!

Do I need this in my life?? No, but damn it is one hell of a novelty!!! It would be sad if you can't touch, and they aren't as promiscuous as they were..."

I'm not sure which one he's talking about, but I personally pass "Cheaters", "Lust: Above Desire" and "The Foxy Lady" on my way to school, and I am betting it is the Foxy Lady, because they have a semi-famous routine there... I ain't sure exactly what it is, but I have a general idea, and doubt it would be forum-appropriate.
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