Kevin and Becky will teach you to write for $549


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The way they said stuff in unison was just creepy. Like, alien-mind-control or come-join-our-cult creepy.

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Maybe they're both the other's ventriloquist's dummy? ;)
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I can't even listen to Becky. Literally can't do it. So I miss out on a lot of the video fun.
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I'm just proud of Becky for leaving the house. Apparently, that doesn't happen a lot.
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Ya know Merk, i'm still on the fence about who makes that decision...
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Moesta marbles: Writing is most of all: a business ...1.08 min. That is all I can take.
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You guys are a bunch a' wimps! :snooty:

YOU MUST FACE YOUR DISGUST AND LOATHING AND LOOK INTO THAT PLACE YOU DARE NOT GO!

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But... it burns so much!
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merkin muffley wrote:I'm just proud of Becky for leaving the house. Apparently, that doesn't happen a lot.
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Nice one, Merkin. I'd totally forgotten about that.

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She's sounds kinda pissed. Coming down off a sugar high and its an hour till lunch pissed. Lost a bet with Kev and has come outside pissed.
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:lol:

I hope they're both infinitely more annoying in private than they come across as in public and that they cause each other's sphincters to clench in exasperation at least fifty times a day. :twisted:
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Ampoliros wrote:She's sounds kinda pissed. Coming down off a sugar high and its an hour till lunch pissed. Lost a bet with Kev and has come outside pissed.
and she admittedly writes for children ...
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SandChigger wrote:I hope they're both infinitely more annoying in private than they come across as in public and that they cause each other's sphincters to clench in exasperation at least fifty times a day.
There's probably some truth in that. Remember, this is the couple that has separate "writing rooms" on opposite ends of the house for when they need to "decompress." (Although why Becky would need a room to write in is a mystery ...)

Emotionally, both of them strike me as being about 12 years old. Maybe 13.
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SandRider wrote:but, who is this HezekiahKidron person when he's at home ?
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inhuien wrote:...Inside leg 32 inches the same as his waistband.
That's a lot of leg.
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Freakzilla wrote:
inhuien wrote:...Inside leg 32 inches the same as his waistband.
That's a lot of leg.
Ypu should see his fruit basket. :shock:
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inhuien wrote:
SandRider wrote:but, who is this HezekiahKidron person when he's at home ?
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@HezekiahKidron's Tweets are protected.
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:roll: Which tells me he probably has fuck-all to say of interest to me anyway.
inhuien wrote:Ypu should see his fruit basket.
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SandChigger wrote:
inhuien wrote:Ypu should see his fruit basket.
:lol:

ha-ha-ha !!

I don't get it ...

why is this typo funnier than the average ?
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TheDukester wrote:Although why Becky would need a room to write in is a mystery ...)
'Cause she wont fit at a desk! boom!
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Try here although I reckon you will have figured it out by now.
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no, you'da done reckoned wrong ....
that there is way too much cross-post even for me ...
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But it's the cross-fire what makes it fun. ;)

Ypu know?



(Anyone care to propose a pronunciation for the thing? Just an alternative spelling for "yoo"? Or something like "I-poo" or "EE-poo"?)
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SandChigger wrote:But it's the cross-fire what makes it fun. ;)

Ypu know?



(Anyone care to propose a pronunciation for the thing? Just an alternative spelling for "yoo"? Or something like "I-poo" or "EE-poo"?)
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How is "pwned" pronounced? Ypu've been pwned.
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