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Redstar wrote:Sony Rebooting Spider-Man in 2012!

Yeah. The fourth film has been canceled in favor of plans to reboot the series in 2012, where they'll tell the story of Peter Parker gaining his powers while in high school... Sound familiar? :roll:
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Webb, who has options on two sequels, will now tackle a Jamie Vanderbilt script that sees a “Spider-Man” movie that will look and feel very different from the big movies that went before it.

The plan for the movie is to be in the $80 million range and feature a cast of relative unknowns (so you can quash those Rob Pattinson or Gordon-Levitt rumors at this point). And the story will be pared down to center on a high school kid who is dealing with the knowledge that his uncle died even though the teen had the power to stop it.

The touchstone for the new movie will not be the 1960s comics, which were the inspiration behind the movies by Raimi, who grew on up on them, but rather this past decade’s “Ultimate Spider-Man” comics by Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley where the villain-fighting took a back seat to the high school angst.
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Redstar wrote:The touchstone for the new movie will not be the 1960s comics
Troublesome ...
Redstar wrote:... but rather this past decade’s “Ultimate Spider-Man” comics by Brian Michael Bendis
Uh-oh ...
Redstar wrote:... high school angst.
And I'm out.
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TheDukester wrote:
Redstar wrote:... high school angst.
And I'm out.
So calling it Spiderman is oxymoronic. Sad, very sad. :lol:
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im gonna hold out and hope for the best (spidey is my faggishly favorite comic). Loved the first two spiderman movies, and wanted to blow my brains out in the theater during the third.

maybe with this new interconnected marvel universe thats being spun with the avengers flicks, we might get some spiderman crossover action too.

while they are at it; reboot X-MEN. it sucks worse and worse with each se/prequel.
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Fuck reboots and remakes, period. MAKE NEW MOVIES!!! :snooty:
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SandChigger wrote:Fuck reboots and remakes, period. MAKE GOOD NEW MOVIES!!! :snooty:
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Snowball wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Fuck reboots and remakes, period. MAKE GOOD NEW MOVIES WITH TYLER PERRY IN THEM!!!!!!! :snooty:
Fix'd.
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13athroom wrote:
Snowball wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Fuck reboots and remakes, period. MAKE GOOD NEW MOVIES WITH TYLER PERRY IN THEM!!!!!!! :snooty:
Fix'd.
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SandChigger wrote:Fuck reboots and remakes, period. MAKE NEW MOVIES!!! :snooty:
what about remastered re-releases of classics with restored lost footage?

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13athroom wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Fuck reboots and remakes, period. MAKE NEW MOVIES!!! :snooty:
what about remastered re-releases of classics with restored lost footage?

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That's actually OK. :)

As long as they're not also colorized and burdened with a new rock soundtrack. :doh:
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Unless that rock soundtrack is done by David Bowie.


I've had an idea brewing of taking a few iconic films and their directors and screenwriters and having them remake each others films. Maybe even just have them redo a few scenes and show what they would do different.

Quentin Tarantino (any of em, preferably Inglorious Basterds, mainly I'd like to see a Tarantino Star Wars)
George Lucas (Star Wars)
Stephen Spielberg (Close Encounters or maybe even Saving Private Ryan or possible Indiana Jones)
Ridley Scott (Alien)
James Cameron (T2)
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Ampoliros wrote:Unless that rock soundtrack is done by David Bowie.
Aye, but he'd just have 2 hours plus of Fripp droning on an ebow with Eno playing loops. Hold on, that sounds quite good.
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I saw a preview for this, and about fell out of the chair, Robinhood 2010 with Russell Crow??? I thought I kept up on what was due out but this came out of nowhere? Not that it might not be decent, do we need ANOTHER Robinhood movie? From the looks of it he has the same haircut as Gladiator and the battle scenes looked like the opening of Gladitator... who knows, just seems like they could have passed this up for something else.
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trang wrote:I saw a preview for this, and about fell out of the chair, Robinhood 2010 with Russell Crow??? I thought I kept up on what was due out but this came out of nowhere? Not that it might not be decent, do we need ANOTHER Robinhood movie? From the looks of it he has the same haircut as Gladiator and the battle scenes looked like the opening of Gladitator... who knows, just seems like they could have passed this up for something else.
Russel Crow sadly has been exploited since the success of Gladiator for machismo action roles. Since the advent of 300, they need to use Gerard Butler for those sort of films(don't get me wrong, 300 ROCKS).
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trang wrote:I saw a preview for this, and about fell out of the chair, Robinhood 2010 with Russell Crow??? I thought I kept up on what was due out but this came out of nowhere? Not that it might not be decent, do we need ANOTHER Robinhood movie? From the looks of it he has the same haircut as Gladiator and the battle scenes looked like the opening of Gladitator... who knows, just seems like they could have passed this up for something else.
This one has been rumbling on for years. They were ready to start filming about 2 years ago, but it got shut down - because the trees were the wrong colour.

The trailer looks decent and I've always got time for a good story well told... but this one has had so many false starts, I can't imagine the end result being very good.
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DuneFishUK wrote:
trang wrote:... because the trees were the wrong colour.
Judas priest! Seriously?

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TheDukester wrote:
DuneFishUK wrote:
trang wrote:... because the trees were the wrong colour.
Judas priest! Seriously?

"Paging Mr. Cimino! Mr. Michael Cimino!"
I got that directly from from a guy who worked on it. :lol:
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so .... what color were the trees ?
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Maybe some twat scheduled the film shoot to kick off November 1st and no one clicked till another twat shouted action.
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Yeah, but ... what color were the trees? :?
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Not green.
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Been awhile, but thought the news on these movies warranted reviving the thread:

Space Invaders, Missile Command, and Asteroids movies

Live-action Smurfs adaptation starring Neil Patrick Harris
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Redstar wrote:Been awhile, but thought the news on these movies warranted reviving the thread:

Space Invaders, Missile Command, and Asteroids movies

Live-action Smurfs adaptation starring Neil Patrick Harris

the second link takes you to the same place as the first.


But either way...both ideas seem far fetched. Live action smurf? :crazy:
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Wow, my generation is officially being targeted with those video game movies. Here's hoping we're smart enough to stay away (I know one of us who is, at the very least ...)

Hollywood is creatively bankrupt. No one there is even trying any more. If it weren't for his smug-asshole-who-pisses-people-off-in-about-20-seconds personality, TheKJA could probably make a killing there.
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Eyes High wrote:the second link takes you to the same place as the first.
Fixed
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