It's a troll, guys


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It's a troll, guys

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Seriously. It meets all of the criteria.

I can't stop anyone from actually responding to its posts — although I'll try one more time to remind everyone that it isn't making serious posts — but I can post a warning: don't let it take things to the next level.

The next level is trying to turn us against each other. It's like the troll-gasm for trolls. So, no matter what happens, we can't let it get that far.
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Re: It's a troll, guys

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I'm very much inclined to agree with you, however there is one way he can prove himself. That's if he actually manages to recruit others from Special Buses, and the various IP's check out.
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Re: It's a troll, guys

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of course it's a troll.
by definition, it's a troll.

but, is it a real troll, like Brian Conway or Fantomas,
or is it a sockpuppet troll ?

either way, it's a poor troll, and full of Fail & AIDS.

me likee ! :clap:
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Re: It's a troll, guys

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I would welcome an invasion by KJA fanboys. That would certainly make things interesting around here. But I'm thinking it's likely a sockpuppet this time. :(


On the plus side, SwordMaster is back! :P
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Re: It's a troll, guys

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Drunken Idaho wrote:I would welcome an invasion by KJA fanboys.
As would I. A real invasion, with real usernames, no attempt at trolling, and everyone doing their best to defend their positions ... well, that would be made out of awesome.

Sadly, we get a lame troll instead. Who will turn out to just be SwordMaster, more likely than not.
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Re: It's a troll, guys

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Drunken Idaho wrote:I would welcome an invasion by KJA fanboys. That would certainly make things interesting around here.
That's what we all want.
But I'm thinking it's likely a sockpuppet this time. :(
I'm sure it is.
On the plus side, SwordMaster is back! :P
I'm not sure that's a plus.
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TheDukester wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:I would welcome an invasion by KJA fanboys.
As would I. A real invasion, with real usernames, no attempt at trolling, and everyone doing their best to defend their positions ... well, that would be made out of awesome.

We can only dream.
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DON'T PANIC

Srsly, whoever created that acct probably did it for a laugh, no reason to worry that it will cause us to turn against each other.
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Just let whatever happens happen. If he's a good, funny little troll, he stays. If hes an asshat, he get asshat right back at him. Everyone here can handle a troll. Im kind of curious to see what it does.
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Mandy wrote:DON'T PANIC
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Omphalos wrote:Im kind of curious to see what it does.
It puts the lotion back in the bucket.

It PUTS the lotion back in the bucket.

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BUCKET ALREADY! :P

(It bores me so that it burns. :lol: )
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I'm interested too, since Conway pussied out I've been looking for a new intellectual punching bag.
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This is all very weird. :think:
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We already have Kevin Anderson and Brian Herbert as members here, although they haven't posted in ages. Shame, they were funny trolls.
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SandChigger wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Im kind of curious to see what it does.
It puts the lotion back in the bucket.

It PUTS the lotion back in the bucket.

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BUCKET ALREADY! :P

(It bores me so that it burns. :lol: )
...OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
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A real invasion by the KJASF.
Yep. It's coming. And it'll be soon.






and there it goes!








Did you miss it? Sorry about that!
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And that really is about the size of it, isn't it?

I mean, the effective PRESENCE demonstrated thus far by the members of the KJASF ANYWHERE has been pretty close to nil. A few moronic loud mouthbreathers gushing praise from between the little gatherings of foam at the corners of their face-anuses ... and that's pretty much been IT.

What the fuck are you people REALLY up to?

It's just another feel-good circle jerk, right? :laughing:
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great my net goes out for a few days and I miss...well looks like i missed nothing.
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I think you assume Jacurutu is important to people outside of the board somehow.
I don't see how this forum is worth the time of an invasion. I mean, honestly -- look how bent out of shape the troll made you guys. That's just ego flowing out your eyeballs, and onto the keyboard.

I'm not trying to be rude, because I love this board. But I don't see why the SF would bother with an invasion.
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I don't see what was so awesome about the troll. There are three options as to who it could be:

1.) It's a user's sock-puppet
2.) It's someone else posing as a KJASF member
3.) It's the advance wave of the invasion!!!!111

No matter who it was, it was fail. Nothing happened, except a couple users wet themselves thinking the invasion was nigh. If 1 is true, that was lame. If 2 is true, you fail it. If 3 is true, THEN WE WILL MOCK KJA IN THE SHADE!!! Until something awesome happens, it was all a big bucket full of fail.
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Hey, while I wasn't totally sure at first, at no point was I wetting myself in anticipation of invasion. I'm open to the idea of challengers coming here to talk civilly (although we all know it would quickly degenerate to petty arguments and attacks). I'm about 95% sure I know who it is, and if KJASF ever comes around again I will address him by his former handle, as I have been ever since I became so convinced.
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Drunken Idaho wrote:Hey, while I wasn't totally sure at first, at no point was I wetting myself in anticipation of invasion. I'm open to the idea of challengers coming here to talk civilly (although we all know it would quickly degenerate to petty arguments and attacks). I'm about 95% sure I know who it is, and if KJASF ever comes around again I will address him by his former handle, as I have been ever since I became so convinced.
He's already been posting this morning.
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E. LeGuille wrote:I think you assume Jacurutu is important to people outside of the board somehow.
I don't see how this forum is worth the time of an invasion. I mean, honestly -- look how bent out of shape the troll made you guys. That's just ego flowing out your eyeballs, and onto the keyboard.

I'm not trying to be rude, because I love this board. But I don't see why the SF would bother with an invasion.
I don't think anyone is really bent out of shape, this is rather enjoyable other than the dick threatening Chig with legal action, which is out of line.
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I think it's great when internet panties get twisted to the point of crying "slander"
and "libel" & "cyber-bullying" ...

all I can say is : Lawyer-up, asswipe.
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A Thing of Eternity wrote:
E. LeGuille wrote:I think you assume Jacurutu is important to people outside of the board somehow.
I don't see how this forum is worth the time of an invasion. I mean, honestly -- look how bent out of shape the troll made you guys. That's just ego flowing out your eyeballs, and onto the keyboard.

I'm not trying to be rude, because I love this board. But I don't see why the SF would bother with an invasion.
I don't think anyone is really bent out of shape, this is rather enjoyable other than the dick threatening Chig with legal action, which is out of line.
I did not threaten him with legal action. I just told him that it was happening. I am not involved in that side of things. I should not have told him though, I would rather he found out when they serve him the notice.
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