The KJA's Greatest Hits


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The KJA's Greatest Hits

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I'm compiling a list of great KJA quotes and pictures. The name is pretty self explanatory, like the crap he uses in every damn interview. I also like the answers for the email interview that Chig did ( or other interviews).

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Here's a bump for ya.

I LOVE THE PICTURE, but wish it were true.

http://authors.simonandschuster.com/Kev ... 6031/voice" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Older, but I didn't see a reference to it earlier. KJA complains about his copy editor! This site also has more interviews and shite.
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This is the picture that should be a bad hip-hop album cover...

I can't believe somebody called them the "Sons of Dune" though...Kevin J. Anderson is not, nor ever will be related to Frank Herbert. Unless he and BoBo get married, I guess.
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smugetsu wrote:Kevin J. Anderson is not, nor ever will be related to Frank Herbert.
He never even met the man. I think that's my favorite KJA factoid of all time.
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But he loved him from afar....

:shock:

Hey ... does that make BoBo some kind of homosexual bridge? :shifty:
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smugetsu wrote:Image

This is the picture that should be a bad hip-hop album cover...

I can't believe somebody called them the "Sons of Dune" though...Kevin J. Anderson is not, nor ever will be related to Frank Herbert. Unless he and BoBo get married, I guess.

You know, that is the ONLY argument against same sex marriage that makes sense :wink:

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smugetsu wrote:Image

This is the picture that should be a bad hip-hop album cover...

I can't believe somebody called them the "Sons of Dune" though...Kevin J. Anderson is not, nor ever will be related to Frank Herbert. Unless he and BoBo get married, I guess.
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:lol:
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Glad I haven't eaten breakfast yet...
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And this one's worse...but it features TheJacket.

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Have some more "Wrath of TheJacket":

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Is the top pic The Jacket ? The collar cut is right, but the color is off -
However, they look so pale & pasty, it doesn't look tinted ...

However, the next four are wonderful.

The bottom three are from 2005, I forget which convention,
but luckily there is a datestamp on the last one.

The second photo has a poster of the Roswell Six thing, so
that's dated to this year.

Good job on that, I thought to post a whole series of TehJKAcket photos,
but without positive dates, they could all be from the same little book tour.

and it's damn near the same T-shirt.

T-shirt, blue jeans, clunk boots (which he can't pass off as hiking boots,
and probably refers to as "engineer work boots" or even, godforbid, "motorcycle"
boots) - then throws on a casual 80s "sports jacket" and thinks he looks
"professional".

tool.

edit - fuck, had a closer look. it's even worse.

The bottom is from 2005,
#3 &#4 are from a different convention, but still in 2005, I think,
but fuck me blind, THAT IS THE SAME T-SHIRT....
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Hello this is Kevin J. Anderson, author of more books than you could ever possibly hope to write.
http://deadrobotssociety.com/2009/07/21 ... interview/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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my comment (if they don't delete this, they ain't reading 'em)
I, the Sandrider, wrote: it's times like these I praise the gods for rural living & dial-up -
I'm not atall tempted to wait for this to download.
Besides, even without hearing it, I can hit the high points -

blah-blah-Frank's notes- blah - bestseller --blah,
hike, blah, award nominated- blah, more words in
print than Jesus, blah-blah-Brian's drinking again, -
blah, TOR is the cheapest publisher I've ever worked
for, blah-blah-blah.
some one please take the pic from this page
and do something nasty & funny with it.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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I wrote
co wrote Dean Koontz Frankenstein?

Lie!!

comparing assembling automobiles and writing books?

nice try kev’ but that’s NOT the way it’s done

yes it’s creation, it’s art not merchandise!!
:)

what pic'?

the robot one?
or this one?
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I'm gonna have to bookmark this page. Good resource to mine for future demotivator and/or parody pictures :)
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Hey, I like his Superman lapel pin though. I wear a lapel pin every day. Must be a collectible. But it shows what he thinks he is: super. Let the jokes trickle in now!
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That might explain why he's worn the same jacket for the last decade. He thinks of it as a super hero costume :)

"Do you mind if we go to my apartment so I can change?
Change? Yes, I think that's a "super" idea
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GamePlayer wrote:That might explain why he's worn the same jacket for the last decade. He thinks of it as a super hero costume :)

"Do you mind if we go to my apartment so I can change?
Change? Yes, I think that's a "super" idea
" :)
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Freakzilla wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:That might explain why he's worn the same jacket for the last decade. He thinks of it as a super hero costume :)

"Do you mind if we go to my apartment so I can change?
Change? Yes, I think that's a "super" idea
" :)
...or a safety blanket.
I have one of those, but I just refer to it as a Safety or Security.
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KJA in a tux...comedy!
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He'll be doing the tux thing again this weekend or next, as it's time for that Writers of the Future thing he's always judging. Expect many updates on Twatter.
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TheDukester wrote:He'll be doing the tux thing again this weekend or next, as it's time for that Writers of the Future thing he's always judging. Expect many updates on Twatter.
So...you're telling me that a crappy writer gets to judge aspiring writers' work? Dear God, no.
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smugetsu wrote:Image
lol. Brian is taller/bigger... I just got the mental image of him snapping and beating the crap out of KJA.
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smugetsu wrote:
TheDukester wrote:He'll be doing the tux thing again this weekend or next, as it's time for that Writers of the Future thing he's always judging. Expect many updates on Twatter.
So...you're telling me that a crappy writer gets to judge aspiring writers' work? Dear God, no.
My thoughts exactly.
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smugetsu wrote:
TheDukester wrote:He'll be doing the tux thing again this weekend or next, as it's time for that Writers of the Future thing he's always judging. Expect many updates on Twatter.
So...you're telling me that a crappy writer gets to judge aspiring writers' work? Dear God, no.
I guess the world's fucked then...
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