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Drunken Idaho wrote:
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Drunken Idaho wrote:A pre-Tyrant no-ship?!

That's BULLSHIT.

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Dont tell me this is the first you've heard of that! :shock:
I do believe it is... Didn't Hadi Benotto say that Leto's dictatel chamber was the first, or one of the first no-rooms? She seemed pretty sure that even if it wasn't, it was created using the same primitive principles that led to modern no-ship technology. If those same primitive principles existed before Leto II, then why hadn't Ix perfected it by the time of GEoD? Bah, no point in pondering that any further. Another one of Keith's foolish whims.
Only people who have read GEoD are aware of this. :wink:
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awww, fuck, so you're telling me that the wghole godamn thing was in one of keiths; books, anyway ? the fuxk ? I been sitting herr thinking for sence whenever that somewhre tehir was t beast cdrashing a little ship, well but fuck he was dead then wasn't he? so he anit crashing shit nowhere, andyway I thought I jsut gforgor I've forgtotenn alot the little plot details anyway even after a reread but goddman fuck me fuck you this whole thing was a fuckign discussion of KIETH FUCKINT ANDRSON ???
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you cocksuckers, I've had enouh of this shit.

qwuit fuckig talkign about his books like they mean anyting at all. fuck thjat
take that sit over to merritsss dungeon


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Ah, nothing like a drunken rant! We all love you just the way you are grandpa :D
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I'll drink to that! (after work) :D
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I can smell the Jack Daniels over the internet :)
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I'm almost embarrassed over this one. But just not quite.

and that's not really burbon, I found a little stash of left-over Lortab
last night, and just couldn't resist. That's some good shit, man.

I just flat out couldn't type, and knew how messed up it looked,
and didn't care, was giggling and drooling when I hit "submit".
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No worries, good entertainment for all.
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oh, I'm funny, huh ?

I fucking entertain you, do I ?

I'm a fucking clown, huh ?


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GamePlayer wrote:I can smell the Jack Daniels over the internet :)
The fumes this morning almost put me off me Cheerios. :P

(I made me a tequila mockingbird last night but kept it to myself. What I didn't spit at the tube while watching Knowing, that is. :D )
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btw, Jack Daniels is for toothless rednecks in trailer parks & high school girls.

Jack Daniels is Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey, not bourbon.

I'm almost exclusively Wellers these days, ever since the Evan Williams
gave me a stroke a few years ago ...
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Even Williams is for those who can't afford Jim Beam.

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My floormates in the dorms got me drunk on a fifth of Jim Beam for my birthday my freshman year at State.

30 years later and I still cannot abide the smell of the shit. Blech! :puke:
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SandChigger wrote:My floormates in the dorms got me drunk on a fifth of Jim Beam for my birthday my freshman year at State.

30 years later and I still cannot abide the smell of the shit. Blech! :puke:
I wasn't trying to say that JB was superior quality, just that it's better than EW. :wink:
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That's cool ... and I'll take your word for it.

If EW is worse than JB, then ... (shudder) :D
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SandChigger wrote:That's cool ... and I'll take your word for it.

If EW is worse than JB, then ... (shudder) :D
It's like $5/fifth worse, after a couple of shots it's imperceptible (OMG I spelled that RIGHT! :P ).
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Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
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Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
That's a gin right?

No... can't say I have.
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Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
Not yet, I'm a Bombay man, but for special occasions I bust out the Hendricks.

I like my martinis pretty much Churchhill style (gin heads should know what I mean), with an olive stuffed with a clove of garlic, or a kalamata olive.
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Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
Hang on a sec...

HOLY FUCK! MY TANQUERAY BOTTLE IS EMPTY!?! AAAAAAAGH!!! :shock:

Ahem ... 94.6 proof, yes. I seem to remember it as having been quite good. :P

(Off to the Beverage Center tomorrow, it seems! :D )
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Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:That's cool ... and I'll take your word for it.

If EW is worse than JB, then ... (shudder) :D
It's like $5/fifth worse, after a couple of shots it's imperceptible (OMG I spelled that RIGHT! :P ).

imperceptible until the stroke, anyway ....
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Dammit, Chig!!! I just checked under the cereal cabinet, and you're right. Greenish bottle with un-stylistic white label? That shit burns like a fucker when you drink it straight. I've had Everclear 190, the strongest proof you can buy, which is illegal in some states, and its got nothing on Tangeray. I've tried to hold a shot in my mouth for thirty seconds and couldn't feel my tongue or throat afterwards. I gave a shot to a girl once and she downed it and then started crying!!!
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Sandwurm88 wrote:That shit burns like a fucker when you drink it straight.
Which is why you drink it with tonic water. Or think gay thoughts?

Speaking of which...
I've tried to hold a shot in my mouth for thirty seconds and couldn't feel my tongue or throat afterwards. I gave a shot to a girl once and she downed it and then started crying!!!
Is it at long last time again for ... The Joke? :lol:
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SandChigger wrote:
Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
Hang on a sec...

HOLY FUCK! MY TANQUERAY BOTTLE IS EMPTY!?! AAAAAAAGH!!! :shock:

Ahem ... 94.6 proof, yes. I seem to remember it as having been quite good. :P

(Off to the Beverage Center tomorrow, it seems! :D )
I LOVE Tanqueray Sterling Vodka.

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SandChigger wrote:
Sandwurm88 wrote:That shit burns like a fucker when you drink it straight.
Which is why you drink it with tonic water. Or think gay thoughts?

Speaking of which...
I've tried to hold a shot in my mouth for thirty seconds and couldn't feel my tongue or throat afterwards. I gave a shot to a girl once and she downed it and then started crying!!!
Is it at long last time again for ... The Joke? :lol:

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Yes.



Everyone does it:

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