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    Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby chanilover » 26 May 2009 16:42

    This is probably the best film ever made -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Freakzilla » 09 Apr 2010 21:58

    Move over mega shark...

    Mega Piranha is here!
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandChigger » 09 Apr 2010 23:53

    :doh:
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandRider » 10 Apr 2010 00:05

    SyFy original movie ?



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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandChigger » 10 Apr 2010 03:43

    Siffy pretty much sucks every ball on the planet. :lol:
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby trang » 14 Apr 2010 02:06

    sadly as much as I hate those Made for TV sci-fi movies, in 30 years they will be like the ones we watch with nostalgia (godzilla, ghamera, rodan etc) for this generation.

    I saw previews for mega Piranha and was on the floor laughing so hard I cried. in one of the previews a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!

    Classic C league shit.
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Freakzilla » 14 Apr 2010 02:27

    trang wrote:sadly as much as I hate those Made for TV sci-fi movies, in 30 years they will be like the ones we watch with nostalgia (godzilla, ghamera, rodan etc) for this generation.

    I saw previews for mega Piranha and was on the floor laughing so hard I cried. in one of the previews a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!

    Classic C league shit.


    I tried to watch it but it was just too sad.
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandRider » 14 Apr 2010 09:21

    a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!


    huh.

    in the one with the lost Marines in Afghanistan,
    a sandworm jumps into the sky and eats a helicopter ...
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandChigger » 14 Apr 2010 11:12

    SandRider wrote:
    a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!


    huh.

    in the one with the lost Marines in Afghanistan,
    a sandworm jumps into the sky and eats a helicopter ...

    In the Bigfoot one with the lost Canadian scout troop,
    Hyppo jumps into the sky and eats a helicopter.
    Then she eats the scout troop.
    Takes her act on the road. All Hell breaks loose when she rolls into Alberta.
    Literally.
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Anudar » 14 Apr 2010 11:33

    This one is very fun.
    Do you have a link for this lost Marines in Afghanistan ?
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby lotek » 14 Apr 2010 11:50

    I think the reference would be this
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJL_ifp3iAI&feature=related[/youtube]
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandRider » 14 Apr 2010 17:25

    Anudar wrote:This one is very fun.
    Do you have a link for this lost Marines in Afghanistan ?



    oh, it was a throw-away Siffy "original movie" over the winter - only saw a bit of it,
    flipped to FreeSpeechTV before the stupid got too set in ....

    it was basically the same Marine squad in that Aliens sequel, complete with prereq butch
    Mexican broad (who dies third from last, after kicking alot of ass), an inept pussy Lt. and
    the all-american-boy staff sergeant who takes charge -with advice & consent from the
    grizzled Black veteran corpsman ....

    anyways, they get separated from the rest of the force or something and get taken hostage
    by the taliban - while they're tied up in the shed and and the bad guys are arguing about how
    to execute them, they hear all hell breaking loose - butch AMD gets loose and turns every body
    else loose, they go outside and all the taliban are just blood splatters on the mud bricks ...

    Black guy says "This doan look good"
    Lt begins to cry ... & etc.

    so they walk out into the desert and get attacked by a fucking sandworm ... that was where I got off ...
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Freakzilla » 21 Jun 2010 20:03

    This must have been why David Carrodine hung himself:

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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby inhuien » 22 Jun 2010 07:08

    Carradine at his finest!
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Dec 2010 14:09

    If you liked that, you'll love this...

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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby lotek » 04 Dec 2010 19:14

    have you seen this one ?

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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 05 Dec 2010 14:45

    :shock:




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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandChigger » 05 Dec 2010 20:30

    :doh: :roll: :lol:


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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandRider » 06 Dec 2010 02:00

    I dunno, but the croc was chasing motherfucking Erkel ....
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2010 06:52

    He needs killin'.
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby SandRider » 06 Dec 2010 14:33

    Urkel or the croc ?
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 Dec 2010 15:00

    Urkel, of course.
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby Serkanner » 06 Dec 2010 15:15

    That was one hell of a bungee jump ... :lol:
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    Re: Mega Shark V Giant Octopus

    Postby lotek » 06 Dec 2010 17:19

    I think the sharktopus is a great monster :D
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