SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....


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SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

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Ah, Foul Tick, how loathsome & furry is thine image !
I do wish thou wert a dog,
That I might love thee something ....
Away, you three-inch fool, you foul-spoken coward,
that thund'rest with thy tongue, but with thy weapon,
nothing dares perform ....








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These are always fun ...

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Rider v Chigger

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What, O surly, teetering Haggard? Hast thou found at last
within the Stygian depths of thy baseborn churlish heart
the pluck to mewl again at me? Miscreant wart, have at!

Yea, I warrant full well thou wouldst fancy a tryst with dog,
thou reeky rump-snorting wagtail. Thy maggot-pie dreams
do but reveal the earth-vexing dissembling of a hedge-born cur.
Fie on thee! Had coneys the use of human hands, I should pull forth
thy foot-licking tongue and with it strangle thee!
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This should be interesting. :mrgreen:
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Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?
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Just that awesome.
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I thinks the little conseys is prescious!
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And round one goes to The Sandrider, on points.
However: :text-worthless: .
I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
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TheDukester wrote:Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?
Yeah, I think that is all them.
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(Don't I wish. ;) )
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inhuien wrote: I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
I second this motion.
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Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:
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SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Thing of Eternity wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

QFT


...and i don't want to see Chigger's head on a girl wrestling in mud either...i still have nightmares about that pic with a bed and roses... :tissue2:
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SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:
As long as you remember to turn the sepia tone to a pink hue, I'm all for it :)
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THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!! :angry-screaming:
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ChickChigger, wearing a pink shirt with rose petals strategically positioned, mud wrestling Chiga LaBoof would be epic!
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SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!! :angry-screaming:
"I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"
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Ampoliros wrote:
SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!! :angry-screaming:
"I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"
-Griff, Red v Blue.
It's not pink. It's lightish red. :D
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there is always a problem wearing a Salmon colored shirt, does it signify your cruising down stream for fun and frolic... or are you forging up stream against current in preparation to spawn?
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Can't I go both ways?

:shock:

Um ... let me rephrase that.... :oops:
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