Swine Flu outbreak in Mexico


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God, is it any wonder Jews make THE best comedians? :lol:
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What about "Bacon Flu"? :)
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I think I've got Swine flu.

I've come out in rashers....


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So anyway....

I phoned the government's new swine flu helpline. But I couldn't get through.


All I got was crackling...
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Are you serious?

Please be careful and take care.
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I was telling porkies.

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(Anyway - I've got plenty of oinkment)




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:lol: We're DOOMED! It's the APORCALYPSE, a worldwide HAMDEMIC!
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:lol:

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I know, I know... nothing like the reality of the situation, but funny as hell!
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:lol:

Well ... when you're young, you know, you ... experiment, test boundaries. ;)
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SandChigger wrote::lol:

Well ... when you're young, you know, you ... experiment, test boundaries. ;)
...like french kissing a pig ?! (or is he trying to eat the pig...hmmm). :think:
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That was probably the cleanest thing that kid put in his mouth all day.
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Haha.. you guys crack me up.
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The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
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Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on... :wink: :lol:
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Rakis wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on... :wink: :lol:
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Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
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SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
I think one was supposed to come before the other.
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Freakzilla wrote:
Rakis wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on... :wink: :lol:
At the moment I'm busy finding new places to hide my pr0n.
Those damn cheerleading jailbait !! :lol:
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SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
:doh:

My son said he is stealing your joke.

And my husband would like it. He likes BAD PUNS. :lol:
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Eyes High wrote:
SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
:doh:

My son said he is stealing your joke.

And my husband would like it. He likes BAD PUNS. :lol:
By all means they can have this one, I too enjoy bad puns. lols
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Be proud: you just achieved KJA level.
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SandChigger wrote:Be proud: you just achieved KJA level.
Thank you, thank you see you guyses later at the secret forces meet up at the bingo hall
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SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
AWESOME!!!



But seriously, this stuff is no laughing matter. Get the facts:

http://doihaveswineflu.org/
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Drunken Idaho wrote:
SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
AWESOME!!!



But seriously, this stuff is no laughing matter. Get the facts:

http://doihaveswineflu.org/
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