Hairdresser Turns Robber Into Sex Slave


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I keep telling ya : Lucky man, Freak... :)
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:P

Hold on to those kind of memories for when you get married, gentlemen.

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Will do.
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I just won't ge married. :lol: Solves that doesn't it.
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A Thing of Eternity wrote:I just won't ge married. :lol: Solves that doesn't it.
It solves some things...
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most women I know have something pink and furry...
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Drunken Idaho wrote:most women I know have something pink and furry...
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Freakzilla wrote:Here's one for you:

I had a girlfriend (not the barber) who had a rape fantasy. When she was home alone I would sneak into her house and "assault" her, she would "resist". She was in pretty good shape too. 22yo, 5'-3", 105lbs, 34B-28-34. Put up a hell of a fight.

Then we'd have a cigarette and a beer.

I didn't much care for the whole charade, but you know the saying...

Whatever turns you on.
I had a girlfriend who wanted me to take her while she was sleeping. She kept waking up though.
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Freakzilla wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:most women I know have something pink and furry...
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I just looked through all these new emoticons for the first time. WOW!
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And as for your rape-fetish sex-pot (rape-pot?) I gotta say i wouldn't care for it either. I always hear about girls who like that kind of roleplay-aggression. My last ex LOVED getting her hair pulled during the act, which I wasn't really into. I don't think I ever pulled as hard as she would have liked, but whatever I dumped her ass for other reasons...
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I've found that sexual intensity varies directly with the degree of insanity.

Which is great in the bedroom, not so much in social situations.
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Freakzilla wrote:I've found that sexual intensity varies directly with the degree of insanity.
In that case, I'm guessing the robber had a shit-ton of fun!

Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)
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Schu wrote:Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)
Are you suggesting that a male can not be raped or that in this instance the sex was consensual.
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I am doing neither. I am making a joke.
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Fortunately he was raped by a woman, imagine if he had suffered the fate of that guy in the movie Pulp Fiction... :think:
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Schu wrote:..

Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)
No thank you :P

(what comma?, Ah yes there it is!)
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