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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby inhuien » 04 Apr 2014 16:20

You guys are over thinking this. Its just, fuck the hack.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Sandwurm88 » 16 Apr 2014 18:03

Haven't been following Dune/McDune stuff in a while, just looked over KJA's twitter for the heck of it...Jesus, Becca has gained a lot of weight :shock: :shock:

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Sev » 29 Apr 2014 19:35

A recent gem from the Hack:

Keith wrote:some authors write 1 book a year, which is perfectly acceptable. I just wonder what they do during the other eleven months?


Here's a hint, Keith - they re-write and edit until they're happy with it.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Apr 2014 19:56

Sev wrote:A recent gem from the Hack:

Keith wrote:some authors write 1 book a year, which is perfectly acceptable. I just wonder what they do during the other eleven months?


Here's a hint, Keith - they re-write and edit until they're happy with it.



OMG, did he really twat that?
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Robspierre » 29 Apr 2014 21:35

They also work on other projects, maybe even media. Not everyone one is a fucking shitheel piece of shit worthy of only being scraped off ones boot. What about those authors who publish less than once a year? Quantity is only a metric used by those racing the fucking bottom, like fucking Keith.

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Apr 2014 23:47

Did he really say that?
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby cmsahe » 30 Apr 2014 01:32

Freakzilla wrote:Did he really say that?

Yes KJA said that I've just read that tweet.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Serkanner » 30 Apr 2014 04:50

Freakzilla wrote:Did he really say that?


Almost:

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and wrote a Dune Novel."

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Freakzilla » 30 Apr 2014 05:32

:shock:
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby lotek » 30 Apr 2014 09:38

Looks like someone is trying to convince himself.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Naib » 30 Apr 2014 10:53

Serkanner wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Did he really say that?


Almost:

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The Lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Freakzilla » 30 Apr 2014 11:07

It just blows my mind that someone would brag about how fast they can write a book.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby inhuien » 30 Apr 2014 13:47

I'm gonna time my next shit, sit to wipe.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Omphalos » 30 Apr 2014 18:47

inhuien wrote:I'm gonna time my next shit, sit to wipe.


You should start with the unbuckling.

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Re: Twitter Wars!

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Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby inhuien » 01 May 2014 15:02

:( im shit at that game.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby lotek » 02 May 2014 09:55

Goddamnit that thing is annoying.
I've only managed to pull the door and fart lightly.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Serkanner » 12 May 2014 13:02

Oh dear.

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"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Omphalos » 12 May 2014 18:06

Serkanner wrote:Oh dear.

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Apparently he's been cranking these things out fast enough to have a trilogy already. My, my, where does the time go?

Anyway, it gets better:

Amazon wrote:New York Times bestselling author Brian Herbert and his wife, Jan, have combined their talents to create an epic ecological fantasy novel. In 2024, Earth is consumed by a great War of Ocean Liberation. A military force of sea creatures attacks naval installations, shuts down shipping lanes and fishing operations, and destroys offshore oil-drilling rigs. Huge blue whales, sharks, dolphins, and even monstrous creatures thought to be extinct—all strike with ferocity and surprising strength. The marine armada is led by hybrid, transformed humans who call themselves Sea Warriors, ocean-rights zealots who can swim to the deepest regions of the sea and live off the bounty of the waters. Their commander, Kimo Pohaku, announces his startling intention: the complete liberation of the seas from human control. Finally, the ocean is fighting back, but it might be too late


Published by Wordfire Press. [http://www.amazon.com/Ocean-The-Cycle-Omnibus/dp/1614751137

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Ampoliros » 12 May 2014 18:24

Wordfire Press. For when your work really shouldn't be published.

(Unless its the estate we're raping to give ourselves legitimacy*)







*In which case its a crime against humanity that Wordfire is making money off this.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Freakzilla » 12 May 2014 18:33

Sea Warriors? :puke:
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Omphalos » 12 May 2014 18:44

I wonder if it has waterworms?™®*




























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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby lotek » 13 May 2014 06:57

New York Times bestselling author Brian Herbert and his wife, Jan, have combined a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶l̶i̶c̶h̶é̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶i̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶e̶n̶t̶s̶'̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶c̶e̶s̶s̶ their talents to create an epic ecological fantasy novel.
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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby Sandwurm88 » 14 May 2014 21:32

BH on Twitter is the most surprising thing here....But..I thought...philosophical reservations?

Times like these make ya miss the ole Chig...

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Re: Twitter Wars!

Postby D Pope » 15 May 2014 00:49

Sandwurm88 wrote:BH on Twitter is the most surprising thing here....But..I thought...philosophical reservations?

Times like these make ya miss the ole Chig...

14evin must've insisted, likely because he knew it would make brian uncomfortable as well as his desire to wield some authority.
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