Twitter Wars!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 Mar 2009 04:30

Or in a moist towel in the hamper.

Or a bunch of Kleenex flushed down the toily.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 Mar 2009 12:10

Nah. I figure if I start @-replying to him, he'll recognize and block me and I'll have to open his page separately to see what drool he has newly dribbled onto the Web. He obviously doesn't check who is "Following" him. (Right now I get his posts on my "Home" page and can just reply directly in one window/tab.

)

I honestly don't see the point of this site/service. Facebook and MySpace make a little sense, but this is just silly.

Oops, there he goes again:

TheKJA
All day Sunday listening to new tracks and mixes for "Terra Incognita" rock CD. Now if only I had the hair to fit the part...
about 1 hour ago from web

TheKJAnonFan
If only he had the parts that are usually covered with hair....
less than 5 seconds ago from web

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 16 Mar 2009 12:31

SandChigger wrote:
TheKJAnonFan
If only he had the parts that are usually covered with hair....
less than 5 seconds ago from web

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 16 Mar 2009 13:37

Well, if nothing else, KJA supplies me with a road map of what pop culture I should avoid

Post by **Omphalos** » 16 Mar 2009 13:54

SandChigger wrote:Nah. I figure if I start @-replying to him, he'll recognize and block me and I'll have to open his page separately to see what drool he has newly dribbled onto the Web. He obviously doesn't check who is "Following" him. (Right now I get his posts on my "Home" page and can just reply directly in one window/tab. )

I honestly don't see the point of this site/service. Facebook and MySpace make a little sense, but this is just silly.

Oops, there he goes again:

TheKJA
All day Sunday listening to new tracks and mixes for "Terra Incognita" rock CD. Now if only I had the hair to fit the part...
about 1 hour ago from web

TheKJAnonFan
If only he had the parts that are usually covered with hair....
less than 5 seconds ago from web

Is he deleting those quotes of yours, Chig, or does he have you on ignore and doesn't yet know how bad its getting?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 Mar 2009 19:43

No. I just joined and opted to "follow" his posts. So I'm one of his 198 followers. (He himself is following 72 people.)

I suspect that unless I post a direct "@Reply" to something he posts—or someone snitches?—he'll be oblivious for a long time....

Whoa ... he's a prolific little fuck today!

TheKJA
Glorious hiking in the mountains all day. My creative batteries must have been charged--dictated 6 chaps (30 pages) in Terra Incognita #2.
about 1 hour ago from web

TheKJAnonFan
For someone supposedly hiking outdoors almost every day, why is he so fishbelly white?
7 minutes ago from web

So someone answer me this: if he dictates the material and sends the recording off for transcription, how does he know it's 30 pages?

The same way he squirts out "perfect prose"? He can just guesstimate it from his massive ... experience?

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 16 Mar 2009 20:12

Wow, he's up to 5-page chapters? Maybe Terra Incognition will suck only half a donkey-ball!!

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 16 Mar 2009 21:11

PaleHiker wrote:creative

Wrong again, Kevvie.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 Mar 2009 22:55

Kevin has just one donkey ball.
Brian has two but they are very small!
But Kevin ... feels he's in Heaven,
'Cause poor ole Byron has no balls at all!

TheKJA
@mbranesf People were telling stories aloud a long time before keyboards were invented. And I get to work and hike at the same time.
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to mbranesf

TheKJAnonFan
If his hike-writing resulted in something spectacular, I'd say more power to him. But it's just a gimmick (excuse?) for producing sh*t.
less than 5 seconds ago from web

Yes, before keyboards/PCs people used typewriters ... or pen and paper (like Brian still often does, evidently).

I'd bet that storytellers and their audiences sat around fires or in fixed locations more often than they traipsed through the woods and mountains. And there are elements or characteristics of oral narrative that do not translate exactly to text on a page.

Full-of-bullshit pickler-fucker asshat hack.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 16 Mar 2009 23:30

One problem, Keith: most of the those oral story-tellers were good at telling stories.

Big fucking difference.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Mar 2009 00:19

Hey ... my reply above was gone when I just looked in again. Can you not say "sh*t" on Twitter?

I've reposted it. I didn't have any messages from an admin or anything.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Mar 2009 11:37

TheKJA
Editing with the smell of cabbage wafting through the house...maybe I should be doing horror instead.
about 1 hour ago from web

TheKJAnonFan
If If he's editing his own "stuff", I'm surprised he can even smell the cabbage. Talk about horror...
20 minutes ago from web

Does anyone understand what he's on about with the cabbage comment? He finds cabbage horrible? Is there some connection between cabbage and horror that I'm missing? Does he really mean "money" when he writes "cabbage"?

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 17 Mar 2009 11:55

Maybe he doesn't like the smell of cabbage and wants to kill the person causing that odor?

Hunchback Jack · Post by **Hunchback Jack** » 17 Mar 2009 12:23

He who smelt it, dealt it.

HBJ

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 17 Mar 2009 14:05

Maybe KJA's house is being invaded by carnies?

"small hands, smell like cabbage"

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Mar 2009 16:39

'Becca in the kitchen is the logical conclusion, isn't it?

Or he put it on to cook because she wanted it.

(Is there a St. Patrick's thingy with cabbage? We used to have at least one cabbage dish on New Years to "ensure" we'd have money all year long.

)

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 17 Mar 2009 18:26

SandChigger wrote:
TheKJA
Editing with the smell of cabbage wafting through the house...maybe I should be doing horror instead.
about 1 hour ago from web

TheKJAnonFan
If If he's editing his own "stuff", I'm surprised he can even smell the cabbage. Talk about horror...
20 minutes ago from web
Does anyone understand what he's on about with the cabbage comment? He finds cabbage horrible? Is there some connection between cabbage and horror that I'm missing?

Yes, he's changing Bec's diaper.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 17 Mar 2009 19:02

It's St. Patrick's Day -

traditional meal of Corned Beef & Cabbage ....

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Mar 2009 19:58

Which we never had on this particular holiday.

Oh well.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 17 Mar 2009 20:13

Cabbage is disgusting, I'm glad I'm not Irish.

That reminds me, there was a German chick at Arrakeen who had a "Litany against Cabbage" in her sig. Said something about it making your face grey...

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 17 Mar 2009 21:09

Damn straight. Down with cabbage and all derivatives. I HATE brussels sprout. Hate! I'm using the word "hate" here. Hate, about brussels sprout.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 17 Mar 2009 21:12

GamePlayer wrote:Damn straight. Down with cabbage and all derivatives. I HATE brussels sprout. Hate! I'm using the word "hate" here. Hate, about brussels sprout.

They're like, cabbage essence.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Mar 2009 21:57

I rather quite like cabbage, myself.

So there. And hang on while I work up a nice green cabbage fart to blow out in both of your general directions....

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 17 Mar 2009 22:00

You really are the bearded lady!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Mar 2009 22:07

TALK TO ME, BEAUTIFUL!