Twitter Wars!

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 01 Sep 2010 15:14

You've got a gift DuneFish.

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 01 Sep 2010 15:40

WHOA!

Definitely an improvement.

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 01 Sep 2010 16:27

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 01 Sep 2010 17:27

my god they look exactly alike

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 01 Sep 2010 21:56

I'm having multiple orgasms!

Where's Onusander when you need him?

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 01 Sep 2010 22:18

SandChigger wrote:

I'm having multiple orgasms!

At the same time!? I'll have what she's having, which is probably a lot of irritation down there from that beard.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 05 Sep 2010 13:53

hey, really now, who is doing the Official Corporate Dune twitting?
I need to put a face on the density ...

Yesterday, 10:42 AM
Twitter / DuneNovels
DuneNovels: Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind -- Chief Commandment, Orange Catholic Bible

Frank wrote: ORANGE CATHOLIC BIBLE: the "Accumulated Book," the religious text produced by
the Commission of Ecumenical Translators. It contains elements of most ancient
religions, including the Maometh Saari, Mahayana Christianity, Zensunni
Catholicism and Buddislamic traditions. Its supreme commandment is considered to
be: "Thou shall not disfigure the soul."

JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (see also Great Revolt) -- the crusade against computers,
thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108
B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a
machine in the likeness of a human mind."

I guess if the confusion came from a regular citizen, I'd be understanding;
but from the people who are telling the world what is and is not "Dune Canon" ....

well, they're just fucking retarded ... I'm sorry, there's not another word for it ...

Post by **lotek** » 05 Sep 2010 14:11

someone needs to brush up on the paragraph definition...

just when you thought they couldn't do any worse they just do, probably the only thing they're good at, being worse each time!

I might go twit some twat a bit!

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 05 Sep 2010 14:24

Seriously, how hard would it be to get these things right? They're being paid to be experts on Dune. It's disgusting.

Post by **lotek** » 05 Sep 2010 14:30

the stupid is revolting and brings a sharp taste of bile in my throat, which I then proceeded to twit them:

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 05 Sep 2010 14:41

I like it. I have to go to a chili cook-off and watch some fireworks, but then I want to get involved in this "Twitter."

SadisticCynic · Post by **SadisticCynic** » 05 Sep 2010 15:51

I'm not sure which I like better, Loteqs' or kellyoxford.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 06 Sep 2010 03:30

merkin muffley wrote:Seriously, how hard would it be to get these things right? They're being paid to be experts on Dune. It's disgusting.

but that means they would have to actually read Dune.

Post by **lotek** » 06 Sep 2010 05:35

SadisticCynic wrote:I'm not sure which I like better, Loteqs' or kellyoxford.

I prefer kelly's

kellyoxford at 5:26 PM Sep 3rd wrote:Is it still called a pearl necklace if it's on your ass?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Sep 2010 06:14

lotek wrote:
SadisticCynic wrote:I'm not sure which I like better, Loteqs' or kellyoxford.
I prefer kelly's

kellyoxford at 5:26 PM Sep 3rd wrote:Is it still called a pearl necklace if it's on your ass?

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 06 Sep 2010 06:36

I'm in love

Sev · Post by **Sev** » 10 Sep 2010 11:22

Spanky wrote:Finally building up speed on edit of KEY TO CREATION, but Brian Herbert is ahead of me on SISTERHOOD OF DUNE chaps. Better do a hike soon

IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 10 Sep 2010 13:13

Sure it is. Everything is for Kevvy. It's all about some numerical value placed upon some type of performance. Quantity over Quality.

Feh.

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 10 Sep 2010 16:32

If he was aware that there was more to writing than page count, he wouldn't be Kevin J. Anderson, and he would be sheepish about churning out the shit that he does. He's not even interested in trying to understand why his writing sucks, therefore he will suck forever.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 15 Sep 2010 12:00

They've done it again!

They can't even quote the McDune shit correctly. How fucking bad is that?!

Post by **Freakzilla** » 15 Sep 2010 12:13

I keep telling Sandy to lose some weight but she just don't listen.

Post by **lotek** » 15 Sep 2010 12:29

Sandy waity!!
Suzie love you, really!

EDIT TO ADD

Post by **Omphalos** » 15 Sep 2010 12:47

SandChigger wrote:They've done it again!

They can't even quote the McDune shit correctly. How fucking bad is that?!

This is just the height of absurdity.

Post by **lotek** » 15 Sep 2010 12:54

Bart Simpson: [blushing] Did you at least bring my clothes?
Homer Simpson: Shirt, socks, everything you need.
Bart Simpson: [covering up privates] You didn't bring my pants!
Homer Simpson: Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
Bart Simpson: [face is completely red, sobs] This is the worst day of my life.
Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life *so far*.

Omphalos wrote:This is just the height of absurdity.

This is just the height of absurdity. *so far*

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 16 Sep 2010 09:19

Unfuckingbelievable. Did the Dukey really say that?

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