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Twitter Wars!

Posted: 07 Mar 2009 19:08
by SandChigger
Because ... because ... I couldn't think of a reason not to!
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Scratching my head and my butt while figuring things out here. Waiting for TheKJA to twit something new. Hello world!
about 8 hours ago from web
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rain or snow or sleet or... Dictated my two "Terra Incognita" chapters today (#70 and 71), in spite of the weather
about 1 hour ago from web
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Took dump after coffee; reminded me 2 check what TheKJA up 2. I pinched off 2 good 1s AND SO DID HE! (I did mine indoors, tho.)
about 16 minutes ago from web
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Sudden idea: I'll take my IC recorder with me, too, on my next "creative exertion".
about 5 seconds ago from web

Posted: 07 Mar 2009 19:24
by SandChigger
(I actually think I will do that. Put it up on the website and call it a ... poo'dcast? I bet BriBri would listen. If he didn't have philosophical reservations about the Internet. Not all it's cracked up to be. :P )

Posted: 08 Mar 2009 10:44
by Nekhrun
okay, I'm on my way to follow you.

EDIT: Couldn't find you after 20 seconds of searching, who's that other Sandchigger prick?

More EDIT: I found it. after 40 seconds. That will teach me not to give up after trying so hard.

Posted: 08 Mar 2009 16:56
by SandChigger
That's actually THE ORIGINAL SandChigger. His name is Bryce, and he's OK. He's a gamer and scifi fan. Not a "prick" so far as I know. ;)

Posted: 08 Mar 2009 21:23
by Ampoliros
hey does he live in fort worth TX? cause his name popped up on a local search for gamers and i knew it couldn't be our SC.

Posted: 08 Mar 2009 23:58
by SandChigger
That's him.

He can be pretty witty, IIRC.

Posted: 09 Mar 2009 08:31
by SwordMaster
porn stars + twitter = WIN

KJA should not exist on the web

Brian hates the internet because of email hate mail

Posted: 09 Mar 2009 10:12
by SandChigger
Damn ... I'm already getting spam followers. :roll:

I bet TheKJA keeps them just to boost his numbers. :lol:

Posted: 09 Mar 2009 19:32
by SwordMaster
SandChigger wrote:Damn ... I'm already getting spam followers. :roll:

I bet TheKJA keeps them just to boost his numbers. :lol:
You are his UBER FAN!

Posted: 09 Mar 2009 20:14
by SandChigger
:shock:

:vomit:

I am his TALIfan, his ANTI-fan. I long to be the PISS in his orange juice and the DINGLEBERRY SHITBALLS on his pizza with everything. :twisted:


Yeah ... it's definitely an unhealthy relationship. :lol:

Posted: 09 Mar 2009 21:20
by Tleszer
"Unhealthy" isn't strong enough a word. But then again, I may be confusing your relationship with KJA with the one you have with Hyppo.

Posted: 09 Mar 2009 23:55
by SandChigger
Really? They're actually quite different. At least from my PoV.

My thang with KJA is purely hate-hate. With Kunta Hypte it's hate-lust.

I hate her and she lusts after me! :lol:


(Auluriyan evidently suggested over on C.H. Tuber that I must secretly desire them, so just turning it around. :laughing: )

Posted: 11 Mar 2009 23:07
by SandChigger
Oh. My. Gawd.
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"Romantic shower" w/wife consists of wheeling her to edge, wrestling giant rubber cast gasket, multistage balancing act. Squeaky clean!
about 10 hours ago from web
:shock:

I mean...

:shock: :shock:

Who the fuck posts that kind of detail?! WHO does he imagine would want to know that kind of shit?

Eeew. Squeaky and slippery when WET.

And he's trying to poke her. :shock:

Or is he? :?: :!:

Is he telling us that this is the extent of their "romantic" activities?

EEEEEEEW!

I think I need a shower now: I feel DIRTY. :(

Posted: 11 Mar 2009 23:18
by TheDukester
Gah!

Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!

Posted: 11 Mar 2009 23:43
by Omphalos
Remember that one moron a few days ago who told him to "take a stretch or two for me!" when he posted that he was going to get some exercise? Maybe she will be back and ask him to take a trust or two for her. :roll:

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 06:32
by inhuien
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Posted: 12 Mar 2009 12:16
by GamePlayer
SandChigger wrote:Oh. My. Gawd.
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"Romantic shower" w/wife consists of wheeling her to edge, wrestling giant rubber cast gasket, multistage balancing act. Squeaky clean!
about 10 hours ago from web
:shock:

I mean...

:shock: :shock:
WHAT...THE...FUCK? :shock:

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 13:03
by orald
TheDukester wrote:Gah!

Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!
Unsubscribe it from my EYES!

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 13:52
by DuneFishUK
:shock: Anyone got my eye fork?

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 16:26
by SandChigger
Well, nothing as exciting as "Slippery When Wet", but...
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WINDS OF DUNE final ms delivered to Tor production. Already in the gentle hands (?!) of copy-editor.
about 5 hours ago from web
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"Gentle" is right: they just soft-rubber-stamp 'em on through...
about 5 hours ago from web
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TheKJA@edkaye Yes, it begins with Jessica receiving the news that Paul has walked off into the desert
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to edkaye

Why does actual "writing" take up less and less of my "writing day"? My characters are much more interesting than all this bizness stuff.
about 3 hours ago from web
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When was the last time TheKJA did any "writing" that didn't involve mumbling into a recorder? Hack.
less than 5 seconds ago from web
:roll:

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 19:10
by Freakzilla
:lol:

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 19:35
by SwordMaster
UBER LAWLZ!

Posted: 13 Mar 2009 07:00
by inhuien
DuneFishUK wrote::shock: Anyone got my eye fork?
‘fraid not but I’ve a couple of blunt spoon you can have. :pop:

Posted: 16 Mar 2009 02:06
by SandChigger
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Rebecca discovers that taking a bath with the cumbersome foot cast is much easier than taking a shower.
about 15 hours ago from web
What is it with this shithead and his wife's lavations?! :?

She's on Twitter, too. Can she really be OK with this kind of thing, or is she just not going online while she's laid up?

I kinda enjoy imagining that she doesn't know what he's posting and will be really pissed when she finds out...
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Rebecca discovers that it's easier just shitting in bed and having me clean up after her. About ready 2 kill the bitch...
about 5 hours from now from web
JUSTICE! :lol:

Posted: 16 Mar 2009 03:13
by Hunchback Jack
SandChigger wrote: What is it with this shithead and his wife's lavations?! :?
Yeah, no kidding. Really, Kev, some things are best left between just you and the missus.

HBJ